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The fuck is everybody on? (lemmy.ca)
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[–] poweruser 2 points 5 days ago

My high horse

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

My dick

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

4 hours of sleep

[–] FrostyTrichs@crazypeople.online 9 points 1 week ago

I'm smoking weed. 💚

[–] mech@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago

your mom

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

The rag

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

A couch

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Amitriptyline and a soft pretzel.

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

The toilet

[–] Territorial@piefed.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Antibiotics

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Poutine? The food, not the dictator.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's more a question of "what am I in withdrawal from?"

[–] marcie@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

the trick is to do weed every other day and shrooms every other day. dodge withdrawals

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Earth

[–] Willoughby@piefed.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Xmpp, Matrix, Lemmy and to a lesser extent, Mastodon and a bit of IRC when things really go below zero.