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[–] silver@das-eck.haus 6 points 3 hours ago

huehuehuehue

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 hours ago

Oh dear. I may have done that a few times...

[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 5 points 6 hours ago

Audio??? Video!

[–] Starski@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 hours ago
[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

People who still use smilies: am I a joke to you? :D

[–] Thorry@feddit.org 3 points 6 hours ago
[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 34 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 30 points 10 hours ago

I dunno, but there’s about to be one more.

[–] adhd_traco@piefed.social 15 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You. I like you. Keep up the good work.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 19 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 hours ago

It’s happening right now in this thread. Which I pretty much expected as soon as I saw the OP pic.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I would lose my mind if Mark Hamill sent me a clip of him Joker laughing.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

what if I told you I was Mark Hamill?

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 22 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Nenenenenene

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I voice chat with friends on Discord pretty regularly. I have one friend who, instead of laughing, will click a laugh track on our soundboard, filling the voice chat with boisterous sitcom laughter. I don't know why, but that's kind of unsettling.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

That kind of thing is funny if done infrequently but annoying if it's all the time. I hope your friend does actually laugh a good chunk of the time

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

I don't think I've ever heard him laugh.

It's like posting "lol" or "roflmao" in text, when your face doesn't even change IRL. Except we're voice chatting, so he's using a laugh track instead of "lol."

[–] null@lemmy.org 2 points 6 hours ago
[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 5 points 8 hours ago
[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 17 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

People who send audio of themselves laughing are the same people who shove multivitamins in their urethra. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if they also eat fermented chocolate egg salad sandwiches on public transit too. Fuck those people.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 14 points 10 hours ago

The same fucks that microwave their two day old leftover Surströmming at work because they live alone and made too much and are "just trying to get rid of it, ha ha ha"

Fuck you, Peter. You pecker.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 points 9 hours ago

or, “hHhHhHhH”, as in “I’m laughing so hard I’m hitting caps lock instead of A”

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Does anyone know the original context of this meme template pic?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Two small children were terrified of a harmless rabbit, thus defying expectations in a humorous manner.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

vvvvvvvvvvvvvv

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 6 points 10 hours ago

Also people who send audio samples of laughter from Insane Clown Posse songs.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago