You hold him down and I'll hit 'em with the dildo bat
this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2026
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Any time I see her, I immediately think of that time she threw her massive dong on the table. For some reason, this video is burned into my brain.
Haven’t thought of Hey Ash in forever. Thank you.
Check out the podcast Dungeons and Daddies.
Is that a BDSM podcast?
Often it is not!
It is a good podcast.
It is always a good podcast.
Ohh boy. Someone is in trouble. Sneaking a camera into a Whitehouse negotiation!!
Tbf I this this behavior severely improves RISK
Please tell me what this is from?!?!
Oh my boy....you are in for a treat! I see others have already linked this exact video, but this is part of a series. There's like 4 seasons of this. I cannot think of a single bad episode.
Also, that's Tiny Tina with the dildo. And the guy dressed like Ghandi is the writer of Borderlands 2. Also, they're real life brother and sister.
Oh my boy…you are in for a treat!
keeps reading to discover the name of the show
I see others have already linked this exact video, but this is part of a series. There’s like 4 seasons of this. I cannot think of a single bad episode.
Come on! Get to the name of the show!
Also, that’s Tiny Tina with the dildo. And the guy dressed like Ghandi is the writer of Borderlands 2. Also, they’re real life brother and sister.
Where's the name of the show? I was promised a treat! 😭
Ashley voices a ton of characters for both video games and shows. Aloy from Horizon Zero Dawn, Huntress Princess from Fiona and Cake, Parvotti is Outer Worlds, Mel in The Last of Us II, and Chloe in Life is Strange.
Anthony (Ghandi/the brother) has a D&D podcast called Dungeons and Daddies (not a bdsm podcast) that is also excellent.
Did he recover after his incredibly cringe self-own relationship move?
Ashlee with an E, Birch like the tree!
The absolute betrayal there was amazing.
I also love that Ashly was in on it
Ok I was gonna give a pass on dungeons and daddies till I found out he wrote borderlands 2, like, just now from you
Its worth a listen, season 4 just started but you should start at the beginning.
Holy crap I've never seen any of this before but now I've watched the entire first season and need to watch the rest
They also have a video that is my favorite way to explain how colorblindness affects me:
I assume it’s from Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin’?
She also has a new one called I'm Happy You're Here
Is that Emily from College Humor?
It's Ashly Burch.
This gif is from an episode of Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? It was her and her brother's YouTube channel before she became a famous voice actress.
Each video short was a comedy sketch loosely based on a particular video game. This one was based on Civilization 5, and is much funnier than what's shown in the gif. Here's the video.
The bearded guy at the table is her brother who made the channel, the other girl was his girlfriend (dunno what their relationship status is now) and the old white dude is their dad.
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I'll let that video remain a mystery for me. Thanks prudish YouTube.
Let's just turn on the kids show on national Danish television called John Penisman instead and get my daily dose of huge dicks that way.
New update just today with this mandatory shit. Sure yeah gonna give my ID to the con artist video website
I have no idea.
That gif sat on my hard drive for 20 years.
That noodle looks very dick-ish
Its the penetrator from Saints Row
They sell those?!
They did for a while, I was going to buy one for self defence but didn't want to have to explain it to everyone on the news.
They practically give them away.
Where do they give these out?
Asking for a friend
Wobbly sausage
This jiff lives rent-free in my head for 20(?) years in my head. its just perfect and got even perfecter over time.