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[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago

I'm at the age

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[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I'm at the age where I sometimes start sentences with "I'm at the age where".

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Shit, that age was a while ago for me. Now I'm at the age where playing russian roulette feels like everyone would prefer 6 bullets in the chambers.

[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm not suicidal. Five would be fine.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Give it time

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

bottle?? i have never seen pain relievers in anything but blister pack

[–] DramaLama@feddit.org 4 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Buy 3000, pay for 2000! Picture taken when I was in Florida two years ago.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I guess I should count myself lucky I don't need pain relievers?

[–] marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] elvith@feddit.org 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fun fact: Did you know that the dose of 400mg is the ceiling if your goal is to lower pain and higher doses only affect other effects (e.g. being anti-inflammatory) of ibuprofen (and it's unwanted side effects, too)?

I did not, but good to know, thanks 💖

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bogarting? You're old! 😊

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Yes, yes I am 😅

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

"I hope you brought enough for the whole class"

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The other week my friend and colleague just pulled a handle of loose ibuprofen out of her pocket.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

For anyone who watches Impractical Jokers… “Loose candies?”

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You all know how much this shit costs you better pay me.

[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@feddit.org 10 points 2 days ago

Ibuprofen is expensive for you guys?? I think I payed 3€ for like 60 last time I bought a new one. That shit is cheap as fuck.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is that the one that gives you autism?

[–] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 10 points 1 day ago

No, that was blamed on acetaminophen a.k.a. Tylenol

[–] Linearity@infosec.pub 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

From Urban Dictionary:

To bogart - To keep something all for oneself, thus depriving anyone else of having any. A slang term derived from the last name of famous actor Humphrey Bogart because he often kept a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, seemingly never actually drawing on it or smoking it. Often used with weed or joints but can be applied to anything.

[–] Linearity@infosec.pub 1 points 1 hour ago

There’s a recent internet joke about changing the word “gooning” to “profin” because saying “Ibuprofen” would sound like “I be profin’”

I'm an Aleve guy

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Aleve is the good stuff. Price has super jacked up though.

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

For me Aleve doesn't work even though generic naproxen does just fine. Makes me wonder just how psychological pain relief really is

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Aleve Company might be using a lot of fillers or adding something that changes how it's absorbed by your body.