Chapotraphouse

Meanwhile the average North Korean:

they don't say 'Death to America'

this is slander, will the crimes of netanyahu never cease

uncritical support for the DPRK in its heroic struggle to liberate occupied Korea from the genocidal American empire

Literally the "it's 9/11 times 1000" bit from Team America: World Police.

wait but how many 9/11s is that? these imperial units confuse me a lot

I cant keep up with all this power creep

Business Insider reports in 2013 on the DPRK being based:

North Korea Holds Mass Rally — Soldiers And Students Chant 'Death To US Imperialists'

PYONGYANG, North Korea (AP) — Thousands of North Koreans have turned out for a mass rally at the main square in Pyongyang in support of their leader's call to arms.

Chanting "Death to the U.S. imperialists" and "Sweep away the U.S. aggressors," soldiers and students marched through Kim Il Sung Square in downtown Pyongyang on Friday during a 90-minute rally.

State media reported early Friday that leader Kim Jong Un called an emergency military meeting to order the army's rocket unit to prepare to strike the U.S. and South Korea in case of a "reckless provocation" by Washington or Seoul.

So, Iran is 50 North Koreas, but North Korea doesn't say 'Death to America', therefore by the transitive property, Iran doesn't say 'Death to America' but 50 times

North Korea-wtf is this slander, I say death to america all the fucking time

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i started trying to diagram this math problem and got as far as one north korea is worth negative 1/49th of a death to america before i remembered how lazy i am

Someone post this in r/theydidthemath!