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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (3 children)

Did you know that Go-Gurt is JUST yogurt??!!

[–] irelephant@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

woah, i went to school with her. she's a very kind, very smart person

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Hopefully she and her 15 year old child are doing well.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

No, that can't be right..

....

Right?

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 21 hours ago

I think her 15-year-old child might've saw that post recently while browsing through Reddit (the r/CuratedTumblr subreddit) and realized that that's his Mom.

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

nah, drifted apart in 2012

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[–] Erdalion@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

First Community reference I've spotted on Lemmy, props.

[–] Academic_Bumblebee@ani.social 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] nocklobster@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Does it just mean “cool” or is it supposed to be like “miles ahead”?

[–] Academic_Bumblebee@ani.social 6 points 22 hours ago

If you have to ask, you're streets behind 🤷

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 39 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Every microwave I've ever had has lots of buttons for all sorts of things, but I have no idea what they do. All I've ever done is put stuff in and run it at full blast.

[–] Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Mine has a reheat button that I use on anything that doesn't have explicit instructions with it. It heats at a lower power and I'm pretty sure has a censor (the time only starts for the last 30 seconds).

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

It blurs out the sausages?

[–] FourThirteen@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

https://youtu.be/Limpr1L8Pss

Obligatory technology connections microwave related video

[–] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago

I don't even know what blast my microwave is at. I just put stuff in it, run for 45 seconds, if it's not hot when it comes out = another 45 seconds. Repeat until food

[–] vinyl@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My friend usually cooked stuff in the microwave at lower power with longer times and had better results but I just dont care enough

[–] hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 day ago

I got a new fancy inverter microwave, and it's an absolute game changer, for reheating.

Running a traditional microwave, lower power modes are literally just lower duty cycles. Very coarse, too.

30% power is something like "turn on high power for 3 seconds, turn off power for 7 seconds, repeat"

Which means your good gets blasted at 1200w for 3 seconds, and then is given time to rest for 7 seconds, before starting over again.

This is bad for things like fats and oils in food, which tends to heat up REALLY fast, and start splattering/burning the parts of the food they're in.

It works but could be better, smoother.

Enter the inverter microwave. It can adjust the actual power output of the magnetron itself. So when you tell it 30% power, it will run the whole 10 seconds without cycling on and off, but it's literally only putting out 30% of the normal full power.

This is much more gentle on delicate foods.

Caveat, at powers below 30% it starts to duty cycle again, I imagine because the magnetron can only operate so low before it can't run normally.

But still, pulsing a 30% powered magnetron on and off is a lot more gentle than a 100% powered one.

This has made reheating leftovers much better.

Instead of blasting it at full power, then stirring/mixing the food, and blasting it again.

I just set it at 10 or 20%, take a quick shower, and come out to perfectly evenly reheated food. Takes 10 or 20 minutes instead of 5, but, way less work, and much better results. Win win.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds a heck of a lot like actually cooking

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[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 6 points 21 hours ago

Never care for what they say

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

This has got to be the whitest conversation about cooking rice I've seen in a while.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

You don't need a paper towel over raviolis when you microwave them either

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

It's to keep the splatter from going everywhere

[–] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Nothing really matters
Love is all we need
Everything I give you
All comes back to me

So close, no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
No, nothing else matters

[–] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] neuromorph@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

was your brown rice parboiled? or raw?

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago (22 children)

I have that same rice cooker. Zojirushi. It’s pretty solid, so I’d bet whatever fancy crap it uses to tell if it’s properly cooked probably helped the way his stuff turned out

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 114 points 1 day ago (11 children)

IDK about different settings on the cooker having an effect (mine is super simple and has only two settings: on and off) but if I tried making brown rice with the ssme ratio of water as white, I would end up with uncooked rice.

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