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[–] TrollTrollrolllol@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

They werent mexicans they were mayans, spanish came over and banged em' turned em into mexicans.

[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 4 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I tell you, there is nothing more Lemmy than people taking jokes/memes super seriously in the comments.

[–] j2k4@aussie.zone 1 points 4 hours ago

It's just reddit mentality but a few years earlier.

[–] F_State@midwest.social 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The change from teosinte to maize involved a surprisingly small change to it's genetic code. Something like 5 genes.

[–] GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago (4 children)

So there is hope for people with small dick size? 

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

To become corn? Very little.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 15 hours ago

To have fantastic sex with a loving partner, including becoming a father if you want?

Absolutely.

[–] reabsorbthelight@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.zip 3 points 16 hours ago

"No baby, it's not small, it just needs to be CRISPIER"

[–] F_State@midwest.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Learn to eat pussy/suck dick or find a partner with an unusually small vagina/bussy.

[–] lessthanluigi 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] F_State@midwest.social 3 points 8 hours ago

"come hither"

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Por que no los dos?

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Coupled with tongue 👌

[–] xtools@programming.dev 66 points 1 day ago (4 children)

thx for the diabeetus

you know you don't have to turn it into corn syrup right? that crap isn't used widely anywhere but in the US

[–] coaxil@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago

The crazy thing is, every time I have tried a yank drink with corn syrup that my country has the equivalent to without corn syrup, the yank one tastes like ass without fail, and leaves your mouth feeling weird.

[–] flora_explora@beehaw.org 6 points 1 day ago

Especially because most of the corn eaten in the rest of the Americas isn't sweet at all. It's more equivalent of rice, pasta, potatoes, etc...

[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Corn syrup is better than our other main use for it: Ethanol

Problem is that we have such extreme subsidies that vast swaths of farmers are now entirely reliant on corn subsidies. We make far more corn than we have any use for because of it

No politician wants to be the one to take away the insane corn subsidies because a whole lot of farmers will be upset, and the American public is generally unaware of how wasteful the subsidies are

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 12 points 1 day ago

Seriously, grilled on the cob dipped in butter is the most bestest way to consume this sweet grass!

[–] amino@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 day ago

thx for the diabeetus

fun fact, that is a eugenicist health scare campaign started by settlers to demonize indigenous peoples whose traditional diets are rich in corn.

famine and genocide are known causes of chronic illness. surviving colonialism is inherently disabling and heightened diabetes rates are a side-effect of that. it makes no scientific sense to me to completely ignore the social determinants of health and blame the diets of entire ethnic groups for their chronic illness rates.

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 91 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't think it was the Mexican farmers that gave us diabeetus. I'd blame it on the sugar cartels in the US.

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

You can blame the sugar cartels all you want, The truth is if you’re an American, you finance this shit through your taxes. Corporations suck, but what sucks more is that people don’t realize they help pay for their own slow demise in the name of profit.

Fucking ag policies, man.

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Oh for sure, the broader argument to me would be about sugar subsidies. I don't support subsidizing the sugar/corn/meat industries. If I had a magic wand I'd much rather those taxes subsidize more nutrient dense foods.

[–] xtools@programming.dev 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

that's a bingo! rest of the world doesn't use corn syrup

[–] Paragone@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

High-fructose maize isn't an Indegenous invention: that's a White invention.

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[–] FundMECFS@piefed.zip 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (13 children)

Mexico didn’t exist back then. Europeans hadn’t conquered and genocided and created states in the Americas.

This was native (indigenous) americans.

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[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] tangonov@lemmy.ca 3 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Looks a bit like Jonathan Davis

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

and turkey, they domesticated the turkey we eat...

[–] mmmm@sopuli.xyz 54 points 1 day ago (26 children)

and china, they domesticated chinese food

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