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[–] CactusEcho@piefed.social 12 points 7 hours ago

Always report to the authorities (police or whatever), even if they don't do anything. If the complains keep pilling up, it will fuck their stats and eventually someone will be forced to do something.

After reporting, do whatever you want ;-)

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Is the truck parked behind that main battle tank?

[–] Sineljora@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 hours ago

MN License YNE5564

[–] uberdroog@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

This guy knows exactly what he is doing and thought to himself...try me big boy bicycler..

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Apply a screwdriver to the rubber it floats around on

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 6 hours ago

Amateur hour.

Stick a BB in the valve stem caps. It will leak slowly, but surely, from all four tires, and it will take a while before they discover it.

[–] Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml 34 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Call it in. I got a truck just like this towed within an hour and a half for illegally parking, partially blocking an alley street.

Expensive and very inconvenient for the owner, which is just what we want 😌

[–] TaeKwonDoh@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago
[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 3 points 7 hours ago

where I am at you can take a picture and send it to a city office that will have a parking ticket created and sent out.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 15 points 11 hours ago

Tow truck companies love the commission.

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

European brains cannot comprehend that this is a “car” and not a semi-truck.

Also, isn’t it dangerous to do the stabby stabby with tires? Because they might burst? Asking for a friend.

[–] nodiratime@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Lentil under the cap, slowly releasing the pressure.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Do you regularly carry lentils for this purpose?

Rocks are both free and everywhere. I see some in this picture

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 hours ago

Can you eat rocks when hunger attacks, NO!
This is why I always carry my pocket lentils!!

[–] towerful@programming.dev 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Also can't comprehend the "protected" bike lane.
It just looks like more road

[–] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 hours ago

Don’t you see the thin strip of « same concrete as the road but paler »?! Totally protected now!

Also, if it was a higher wall, a car could get slightly damaged if it veered of course. Totally unacceptable. Human bodies don’t scratch the paint off as much.

[–] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

If it's a car, you can stab 30PSI and not die. If it's an actual, real truck, it's well past 100PSI and will blow your hand off.

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Ok good to know that I will not die when it’s 30PSI. But will I be deaf? Will it blow loudly so everyone notices?

[–] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

If you poke it slowly, it will make a slow leak. However it will be easily repairable.

Personally I started to cut brake lines instead.

[–] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The tread is easily repairable but you cant repair sidewall damage legally, at least where I am. 😉

[–] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

The car I was hitting was "owned" by someone who did nothing legally. I eventually figured out the reason he drove cars like they were stolen was because they were actually stolen.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 47 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Report it on the Minneapolis 311 app, usually bike lane parkers are gone by the time someone finally shows up to investigate, but they use the reports to direct infrastructure improvements to try to keep this from happening again.

I had some asshole parked in the protected bike lane on my ride home elsewhere in Minneapolis tonight and I really should have reported them but I didn't.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

It would be a shame if they had to take longer because they needed to inflate a mysteriously flat tire...

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 99 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

"Poke." says the knife.
"Pssshh!" answered the tire.

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 32 points 21 hours ago

Yeah even for this person's selfish thought process i don't see how they feel comfortable doing this. The whole time it's there they should be constantly worried that their car will get keyed

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 17 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Subtler, safer, and more damaging to damage the air valve instead.

[–] fallaciousBasis@lemmy.world 18 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

You don't know what you're talking about. The air valve is separate from the tire. It attaches to the rim. There's no inner tube.

A new tire is 50-200 bucks. 50 probably being a used POS.

That valve? Many tire shops will replace for free, or very cheap (a few dollars max.)

Side wall damage? You're gonna need a new (or used, not recommended) tire.

Also. Go for a small, sharp smooth blade. There's a good chance it'll just slow leak and they'll make it to McDonald's or whatever and then run flat. XD

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It's not the cost, it's the inconvenience.

Even if he has a spare tire for that monster, I wanna see him try replacing it, it'll be hilarious.

Or he'll have to call a tow and wait for it.

Either way, awesome. Push comes to shove, "your honor, I offer to settle this dispute by paying the cost of the valve I supposedly damaged."

[–] fallaciousBasis@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

That's an interesting perspective.

But usually the spare or donut comes with it's own rim and valve.... So shouldn't need a tow.

But that's also why you always slash more than one tire. Nobody is carrying multiple donuts.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago

The tires for my minivan run $130 to $220 each. The tires on that truck are not standard and are extra wide. Id bet closer to $300-$400 each.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 20 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Also, spark plugs are cheap, windows aren't.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago

Maybe they have one of those fancy laminated side window that immune to ninja rock. Body paint vs key? That's a different thing.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 33 points 19 hours ago

Don't tell us, tell the tow company. Make sure you collect the spotters fee if they offer one.

[–] NomNom@feddit.uk 72 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

Cars aren't supposed to park here.

I'm so tired of this shit.

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

What stretch of Bryant has the bike lane? I biked downtown to the greenway last summer and it was just shared car lanes on a two-way (though I think I only encountered one non-parked car), this looks nice.

EDIT: like like about 35th to 50th South. Very cool, I'll try to check it out this week!

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 10 points 19 hours ago

Beautiful weather and sunset we had tonight though.

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago

Fucker is parked left of center too. Other than an obviously "not a parking space" you're supposed to park in the same direction as traffic faces. Always a pickup.

[–] CHOPSTEEQ@lemmy.ml 49 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Sure would be expensive for them to replace that set of tires because the sidewalls blew out for some reason

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 20 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Take off the valve stem cap, place a small pebble in the cap, screw it on so that it slowly deflates.

If you’re very enterprising you could bring you own caps with a BB superglued to the inside.

[–] lnxtx@sopuli.xyz 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Another option is a valve key. It's easy to unscrew those valves.

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[–] SirMaple__@lemmy.ca 37 points 22 hours ago
[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 30 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 19 points 20 hours ago

I was going to say, just call a few tow companies. They are the worst scum of the earth class traitors ever. They're looking to take anything they can to hold for ransom.

You just have to be vaugue enough about the vehicle that they send one of their guys getting $15/hr who doesn't give a shit to show up before the tow companies owners realize that's their family/friends truck.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 17 hours ago

Dodge ram owners are just rich Nissan Altima assholes.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 9 points 19 hours ago

The group Tire Extinguishers suggest unscrewing the valve vap, a grain of rice, and screw the cap back on. The tire goes flat slowly.

I like the UK system where you can report them online with video evidence.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm6g2GP912ku4lPd-155-Vw

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

Unprotected bike lane.

[–] theblurstoftimes@leminal.space 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Start our own tow company for these guys. I hear there’s money in it anyway.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

No no no. You've got the spirit, but the wrong idea.

You start the tow company, and also get one of those car compactor things. The kind that takes full size cars, and compacts them to itty bitty squares that will fit in your other car's backseat.

[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 9 points 22 hours ago

‘bryant ave 🇺🇸🏠Concerned Residents 🏠🇺🇸 Facebook Page’

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