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[–] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 1 points 14 hours ago

My dad's all worried about sleeper cells, and I don't know how to tell him that's not really a thing in a way he'd believe me. If they could suddenly awaken a large enough group in the US to actually do some damage, don't you think they would have done so one of the other times we randomly attacked them? Also, he doesn't distinguish between Iranian or any other sleeper cells, they're just "terrorist" cells that come generally from the Middle East. Don't know how to convince him that that's really racist, either.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Oh shit, I knew there was something I was supposed to do today.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 40 points 1 day ago

Activating my sleepy cells sleepi

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago

Soviet era super soldiers all over the world are wokening from their concealed cryo chambers.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago
[–] RedNajm@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, it's me. it's talking about me. I just woke up from sleep.

[–] oliveoil@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Great now the US will start ruthlessly harassing Iranian gusanos.

[–] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago

"sources say that these agents can be identified by how relentlessly and baselessly they criticize the Iranian government"

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

biden-alert The only one who can beat trump in the battle box wakens from his slumber

no they aren't. i would have received by Hezbollah activation code if that were true.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago
[–] Caesar@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 day ago

Just got my activation code, hell yeah!

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

Eepy widdle cells about to do an uwu fucky wucky to Iswael? waow-based

[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

DSA Iranian sleeper cell caucus

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

این منم، من سلول خواب هستم