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[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 48 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Cemeteries are full of people who had the right of way.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 21 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

It's not about who's right, it's about who's left

same as in politics

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

I tell my kid "Even if you're right, you still get the wheelchair. Don't trust drivers, pay attention."

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[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 55 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Gotta look both ways when you have a green light at an intersection too.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 23 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

This. I do this and it has saved me from folks who said "fuck it." And ran the red.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 5 points 19 hours ago

My brother might be coming the other way! 

(It is gratifying that if you do a DDG search for this phrase, the top result is a video of someone running a red light.)

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[–] deacon@lemmy.world 21 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Some things are good habits whether they are strictly necessary or not. Like looking both ways or signaling your turn or punching nazis.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

This is false equivalency. It is always strictly necessary to punch nazis.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

You know what, you’re right.

[–] endless_nameless@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

We look both ways no matter what because that's the protocol and the protocol keeps us safe. If you believe it's safe to deviate from the protocol, you're opening up a chance to be wrong. It's that simple.

My chemistry teacher told us this when we were first handling dangerous chemicals and it's stuck with me ever since.

[–] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 6 points 15 hours ago

Defensive driving is for pedestrians too

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 22 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Have you been to Italy? I do this on every street because there is a serious chance of finding a bike, or electric scooter or even moped going the wrong way. 

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago

I visited Italy.

I had no idea that mario kart was a documentary. I never get carsick, but after travelling for 24 hours, let me tell you, I got carsick. I didn't get carsick traveling that far before either.

[–] treesapx@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

I got a driver from the airport to my hotel in Rome. I decided that in Rome you're allowed to break one law at a time while driving. So you could drive on the wrong side of the road but you still had to respect that red traffic light unless you got back onto the right side of traffic.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 18 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Me: at a stop sign waiting for a car to pass before I turn right

Passenger: “You can go. He has his turn signal on.”

Car: zooms past at full speed without turning

Me:

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 12 points 18 hours ago

Never take a passengers advice.

[–] punkwalrus@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

As a forced pedestrian (can't drive due to health issues), this is so true. Also at crosswalks, a lot of drivers turning right while looking left. They always appear genuinely SHOCKED to encounter "a walker." Like, "A PERSON...? NOT IN A... CAR?? IS THAT POSSIBLE?" Like it shatters their entire concept of the universe and how things work. Yes, I live in America, and this happens in both suburbs and downtown DC.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 2 points 15 hours ago

I make a point to make eye contact with the driver in those sorts of situations. Which is a big part of why darkened front windows should be illegal. You need to be able to see where a driver is looking.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

part of why i use a mobility device is that i can use it to bang on vehicles and alert them of my presence without kicking/hitting it with my bones, in sitiations just like you describe. a sock full of pool balls would also work.

i have to say tho, as another forced pedestrian, the best thing for my getting around has been getting a recumbent trike.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Pool balls? Like beach balls?

Edit: Billiards balls. Took me way too long.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

oh yeah sorry. i got some Stasesianisms littered through my speech

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm one as well, but tend to very literal and don't always know which interpretation of something will hit and immediately get stuck in my brain.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

yeah we got a few kinds of pools balls here. specificity would just be no fun though would it at this point.
apparently these exist

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Yep, one of the worst crashes I've ever had to work, was a wrong way car that hit 2 bicycles that didn't look. Each bicycle had a parent and a child on board. All sustained very serious injuries. It was a true definition of "blood bath".

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not sure it was necessary for you to bathe in their blood.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Well, kinda necessary, otherwise we wouldn't have been able to render care very well.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

gonna be honest, emergencies happen.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I particularly did this when I was in the UK or Japan, but that's more because I have no faith that I will remember to pick the correct way.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 5 points 18 hours ago

I just can't remember which country I'm in sometimes.

[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

You joke, but I was talking to a friend about this just a few weeks ago. I always check both ways on one-way streets after almost getting struck by a taxi reversing at 50 km/h while I was crossing in front of a hotel, and coming within 1 ft. of crippling me. Never trust the signage, never trust the cars.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 6 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Even if you look both ways, you can still get killed by a falling flower pot, because you didn't look up.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Oh no, not again.

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[–] artifex@piefed.social 7 points 19 hours ago

Faith in humanity or not, everyone makes mistakes. Look both ways, kids.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 6 points 19 hours ago

ALWAYS LOOK BOTH WAYS!

[–] potustheplant@feddit.nl 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Can't believe no one mentioned Limmy yet.

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[–] Pirasp@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Most one way streets do not apply do bikes, so looking both ways is advisable

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know where you live but where I do all traffic laws apply to bicycles too.

[–] DownByLaw@sh.itjust.works 9 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

I’ve been to a lot of countries that had exceptions for bikes. But most of the time there is a special sign that allows them to enter a one way street from the other side.

Edit: Looked up one I saw in Germany:

Left sign: „bikes free“

Right sign: „One way street“ and „bike traffic in both directions“

[–] Pirasp@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

This is exactly what I was talking about

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[–] zewm@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

I literally do this.

[–] amlor@piefed.social 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Not just lack of faith, but past experience

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