:: clears throat ::
Leave. Your. Phone. At. Home.
Where we meme (joking in tone and detail, serious in sentiment) about General Sherman, the Civil War, and how the secesh traitors had it coming.
RULES
No bigotry. The Union, or at least the part of the Union WE support, fought AGAINST that shite. We are anti-racist, anti-sexist, anti-homophobic, anti-transphobic, and in general anti-bigot here, even if not all the lads in Union blue uniforms were.
No Confederate sympathizing. Anti-democratic racist slaver traitors don't deserve shit.
Follow all Piefed.social rules
:: clears throat ::
Leave. Your. Phone. At. Home.
Best online dating profile I've seen in a while.
That mug shot says he'd do it again.
What's the charge? Lowering a flag? A cowardly confederate flag?
I think this boy is a hero. However the charge is that someone own that flag. Public or private property. I can’t pull the trump flags off of the white truck that drives around all day.
I hate that truck and its stupid flags but I can’t touch them without getting arrested.
This kid knew what he was doing.
Btw I did confront the white truck guy when he was doing work for a Mexican family. “No flags today huh? Decided your 4 trump flags would ‘fly’ with these customers. It’s wild because I thought beliefs were something a person should stand for. For example I would never take a job from, you can’t pay me to tolerate trump.”
People may not like it, but you're right.
I see you know your fascism well.
I thought this was America! Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was 'merica.
This is democracy manifest.
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!
A succulent confederate flag?
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY RACISM!
What is the charge?! Losing a war? Losing a bigoted treasonous war?!
I think the only charge that would stick is impersonating an Oblivion NPC.
Imagine simping for a group of inbreds that got fucking cucked 160 years ago.
Good on this patriot. Fuck inbred Confederate cosplayer dipshits.
The sex talk is strong in this one.
Imagine simping for a group of inbreds that lasted half as long as the Republic of Texas lasted as an independent nation, not the best example I know. Also imagine simping for a group of inbreds that lasted fewer years than the Nazis, also not the best example.
Things that lasted longer than the Confederacy:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997-2003)
The Nickelodeon run of You Can't Do That On Television (1981-1990)
Tom Baker's portrayal of The Doctor on Doctor Who (1974-1981)
The AMC Gremlin (1970-1978)
The Ford Pinto (1971-1980)
The reign of the Petronas Towers as the tallest buildings in the world (1998-2004)
The partnership of the Cookie Crisp Crook and his dog, Chip (1990-1997)
Russia's 30 day special military operation has (or very soon will) last longer than the confederacy.
As a white man who lived in Atlanta for a time, I can’t express how weirdly delighted I am that a white boy from Atlanta did this.
Maybe there is some hope.
I lived in Atlanta in the '80s, in a house on Confederate Ave. I recently tried to find that house (which was built in 1843, which was kind of cool) but I couldn't. Turns out they renamed Confederate Ave., which is also kind of cool.
The house was just a couple of blocks from Grant Park, and I always thought it was great that Atlanta had a park named after General Ulysses S Grant. Of course I'm an idiot and it was actually named after a different Grant.
"Of course, I’m an idiot... "
I don't know how many times I've said that in my life... maybe because I'm an idiot.

That man should have done a lot more burning.
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I am from northern metro Atlanta, and I'd like to request the giant flag owned by the literal KKK in Dahlonega be his next target.
Good news, Atlanta man! There is a 1.5 hour road trip waiting for you up north. Get ready for the adventure of your life!
Easier said than done. It remains under armed guard and you have to cross a large field to get to it.
Use a drone with a lighter attached
Bad Blitch Alert
You lost how long ago? Take your losers flag down and get a life.
There's a huge confederate flag flying in Washington state off of I-5 as of a few years ago.
a sign said it was patrolled by armed guard
Flamethrower drone it is, then.
Not to worry. He's just a cowardly traitor, as is tradition.
James Blitch. More like James-ain't-no-bitch.
Why not raise the black flag instead?
What this country needs is a easily buildable pneumatic gun that shoots cow manure mixed with yellow paint a long distance. There are loser flags all over this area of the south and I think it would be funny to give them that extra ambiance.
You could use a potato gun for that.
Just make sure to pack it tight! 😜
They got his name wrong in the headline. It's actually Chad McChadface.
Go fund me? Get that man the best lawyer possible