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Here is a link to learn more about the bill.

It is also important to note this legislation also includes language for ongoing, real-time monitoring. Not just verification

Here is a summary from the link shared above:

Requires manufacturers of internet-enabled devices to conduct age assurance to determine a user's age category and provide all websites, online services, online applications and mobile applications on such user's internet-enabled device and/or application store manufactured by the covered manufacturer with a digital signal that such user is a covered minor as well as the age category of such covered minor via a real-time application programming interface (API).

I love the inclusion of the API acronym; all super serious sounding. Like these dumb pedophiles even know what an API is!

You are encouraged to have an opinion about this. It is obvious what is happening here.

Do you have the spine to be remembered?

We are at an epic turning point in human history. Those who rise to meet that standard are today's heroes.

The real world, filled with everyday people, needs individuals who embody a willingness to say "Get fucked!"

If this is your first time learning about heroics, look up information about the "hero's journey". Also known as the "monomyth".

It's okay to be new. What isn't okay is to sit on the sidelines in today's world.

You are alive today. Take full advantage of it.

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[–] needanke@feddit.org 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please remove the link to the youtube channel at the very bottom. It sdoes not seem to have anything to do with the rest of your post and looks like a conspiracy theory-mill. Otherwise I will have to remove the entire post, wich I'd prefer not to do.

[–] LeviticusIsForPedophiles@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] needanke@feddit.org 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is the fucking moderation I am here for! Heck yeah!

[–] raker@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago
[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The part that frustrates me the most about all of this is how it's a chess move towards a massive power-grab by the few and monied. What's more frustrating is how many people completely miss this, instead focusing on this first move.

We can argue the validity and the expense required in complying with such laws, especially the egregious "on every device" language. But that's not the point.

Up front, only the most powerful and well-connected will be able to comply and lobby for exceptions to this law. And the only feasible way to pull this off is with 100% cloud-connected devices that are already prepared to gather biometrics and basically stick a camera in your face. That means that Apple, Microsoft, every cellphone vendor, every cell network provider, are pre-selected as winners in this race. Anything else can't possibly come up to this level, and/or won't due to the obvious ethical conflicts it causes.

Looking at an even bigger picture, the problem sets up widespread de-facto censorship. It's surveillance and a cudgel for sites that don't participate in said surveillance, all in one.

We've already seen major social media consolidated and owned by the obscenely wealthy and powerful, who are nakedly well-connected with government. Requiring ID to use these sites effectively pushes anyone with a brain OUT of that space. Algorithms were already punching-down on our ability to coordinate and find common ground across the (largely artificially generated) political divide. Now, we're self-segregating and retreating to spaces like Lemmy. The proposed laws would make it much harder to start and maintain alternate media, and hosting an environment full of dissenting opinions would be well-documented and served to law enforcement on a silver platter if ID laws are adhered to. But if you don't comply? Be prepared to lose that whole site since it'll be illegal to do so.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

I really wonder how much of this is being driven by fear of LLMs and truly distributed knowledge. Sure, the big corporate LLMs have safeguards built into them, but you can run many models on your home computer unrestricted.

Imagine someone asking an LLM for detailed step-by-step instructions on how to build a suicide vest from ordinary household materials. Sure, you can find that stuff online if you really search for it, but the search engines try really hard to suppress such results. Plus such a search might result in authorities being flagged. But the right LLMs might make anyone into an expert bomb maker.

Whether such open source LLMs are actually good enough to teach a complete novice how to build explosives, chemical weapons, of infectious agents is largely immaterial. Even if half of the home bomb makers manage to blow themselves up in the process, that still represents suicide vests and IEDs going from rare things requiring a skilled bomb maker to something anyone can build in their garage.

There are a lot of incredibly dangerous things that an ordinary person could build with the resources they have access to, if only they had the knowledge. And often just trying to acquire the necessary knowledge is enough to get you a knock on the door from the FBI. But an unrestricted LLM operating on an air gapped computer? Completely untraceable.

I wonder how much of this move to clamp down on free computing is a reaction to fears like this.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I think trusting an LLM to give you a correct bomb making instructions is a recipe for disaster.

I think the general push is to get people away from their own hardware to virtualized hardware in the cloud thus endlessly renting your computer. Whether there is additional nefarious reasons for this is almost beside the point.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I honestly don't think that's a driver here, but that narrative is a good way to generate moral panic around the whole matter. Forget kids, think about terrorists for a second.

IMO, the goal is to maintain a tight grip over online communications and make any mass dissent impossible if not illegal.

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[–] jeffep@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Any info about who is pushing this so hard right now? It seems too much of a coincidence that this seems to be pushed everywhere around the world atm. Makes me think it's not the usual incompentent police and secret service combination

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 21 hours ago

Peter Thiel and Larry Ellison.

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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

I don't think I want the Epstein class to have an easy way to determine who is (and therefore also isn't) an adult over the internet.

[–] the_armchair_potato@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

We all saw this coming when social media, starting with Facebook, made 90% of the population give away their privacy whole sale and ask for seconds 🙄. I'm going to go one further. It will eventually require your DNA to connect to any meaningful network.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Our company builds control devices for conferences. They are network accessable. So we would need some kind of age verification for a device that switches microphones on and off. Makes sense, does it?

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Gonna need my ID to use my parents' oven, soon I guess...

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m getting tempted to go off the grid and just make do with meshstatic or such.

I refuse to live in a big brother world.

[–] StopTech@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reject modernity, embrace nature

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

So… this is really THE conversation. How do we roll the Internet back to around 1999? Obviously we include Wikipedia But pretty much every other so called innovation would ultimately infringe the rights of users or manipulate them.

We all sing the same song here.

We love our MP3s played on private devices.

We love our anonymity.

But we also love access to like minds and information.

Yes — nature is a great solution and we need to have it in our lives every day, but it shouldn’t be an either or situation.

For a brief and shining moment - right around 1999, we had the ability to opt in only where we wanted and to protect ourselves completely when we did not. Corporations had not figured out total surveillance.

This is the sweet spot. And Lemmy is a part of this — I consider all of the Fediverse prime time 1999.

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[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 day ago

(Sorry, I'm from Finland, I don't know much about the finer points.)

Well this is good. The folks in New York don't need to worry about mega noisy AI data centers in their backyards anymore!

Or any other kind of datacenters!

Or internet infrastructure as a whole!

ISPs will just have to chuck their gear in the Atlantic! No way they'll implement this shit for every single piece of gear. Because they know users won't put up with authorising themselves at every network hop through NY.

Let me quote a joke IT security exam from the late 1990s:

"Your computer has just received a packet from the network. What do you do? Do you need a sledgehammer or is a smaller hammer enough?"

This is what is ahead. Don't give in!

[–] Lojcs@piefed.social 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My mood gets obliterated whenever I open Lemmy nowadays.

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 52 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe get rid of all the child molesters we fucking already know about if you want to protect kids you fucking assholes.

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[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Any device? So my router? My pet feeder? My raspberry pis?

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

its all to feed the surveillance obsessed PALINITIR that thiel has been hawking at govts about. it isnt a coincidence he started coming out of the woodwork and talks about it, when he is always very secretive from the media.

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[–] letsgo2themall@lemmy.world 114 points 1 day ago (19 children)

If it ever gets to this point, I have a ton of books to read. I just won't use a computer anymore. You'll find me under a tree in a park reading 1984.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

Streaming services, and seemingly all computing technology lately...

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 87 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I'll be that guy who specializes in extremely outdated hardware that doesn't have this feature.

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[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Internet enabled device? So Ethernet, wifi, and cellular modules? Network switches? Routers? Modem? What does it even mean?

Maybe we just rename the Internet, problem solved. My computer is now milfnet enabled, idk what "Internet" is, I connect to the milfnet.

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[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 91 points 1 day ago (19 children)

Legislators have no idea how technical stuff works. Imagine imposing this requirement on a Raspberry Pi, which has no document scanner or webcam to scan your Government Approved ID or Unique Human Face. Either the device has to be mandated to include a camera or some other similar bullshit, or it doesn't have a way to scan your face or ID. So it would be noncompliant by default, but if you could mandate a camera is included, then you'd have to mandate that it requires the scan and gatekeeps the operation of the device without it, and so on... just a bunch of ridiculous bullshit.

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[–] TheLunatickle@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Australian government over here taking notes...

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