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[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 1 points 7 minutes ago

Trump burner

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 2 points 52 minutes ago (1 children)

Anyone who rips on waffle house hasn't been tired, hungry, possibly hungover, and had $10 in their pocket. Eat like a king, bottomless coffee, and no frills food. I'll take waffle house over Denny's any day.

[–] SoloPhoenyx@lemmy.world 1 points 32 minutes ago

And the vastly underrated experience of being left the hell alone while you're eating. None of this pretentious bullshit of having a server coming around every five minutes checking on you like you're a toddler.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 55 minutes ago

Waffle House serves the best breakfast in America, period.

Even Anthony Bourdain was amazed at how great Waffle House is.

[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

The smell of bleach and feet makes the experience just that much better.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I love waffle House. Its one of my favorite places to eat.

I don't even need a menu.

I'm also morbidly obese I don't know if those two things have anything in common.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Nah probably just a weird coincidence.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 12 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Waffle House quality is probably fine. I wouldn't know, I was always drunk when I was taken there...

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Well the staff was always under the influence when you got there so evens stevens I guess.

[–] wpb@lemmy.world 47 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

This is advertising. Cute posts from corporate accounts are there for no reason other than creating brand awareness. You reposted advertising.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

While true, people still want to talk about shared experiences, and this is one of them.

[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

πŸ€“β˜οΈ

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 19 points 14 hours ago

I thought it was funny, so I upvoted

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

Could be true but I still love it.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 95 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 16 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

"Stop right there, criminal scum! Here, take a menu and sit wherever you'd like. Will you be taking regular or decaf today?"

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[–] daannii@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Someone should make a PVP game set in a waffle house.

Will you be a front worker or kitchen staff ?

What skills do each get.

For every 5 hours of play, you level up.

Or will you be the crack head , the karen, the racist, the drunk , or the guy who slaps his gf in public. ?

Random assignment each game.

I'd watch.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 45 minutes ago

You could probably work with some artists to knock that together in Mugen or something.

A single-player Final Fight clone would work too, but it would be a handful of small stages: parking lot, inside the diner, and out back by the dumpsters. Destructive scenery and being able to use furniture as weapons would be a big plus. Game/mission types would be king-of-the-hill, time trial, survival mode, and boss rush.

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 129 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (6 children)

Waffle House has raised their overall prices by 96% since 2020. Hash browns increased by 110% and coffee went from $1.80 to $3.15. At one point, they added a $0.50 cent surcharge per egg due to the shortages caused by the avian flu.

It’s easy and cheap to make breakfast at home with 50% less grease. Waffle House ain’t cheap anymore and that’s all they really had going.

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 67 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (9 children)

I always assumed Waffle House was never really a destination, but somewhere you end up hungover or coming down from your actual destination?

Are there crazy people who actually go there just to go!?

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 64 points 21 hours ago (3 children)
[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

Truly inspirational

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 10 hours ago

What if you run over a waffle, that looks like a pancake?

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[–] passepartout@feddit.org 14 points 21 hours ago

Remaining use cases for Waffle House are drunk fights and measuring the scale of natural disasters / catastrophic events, see Waffle House Index.

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[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 14 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

No one really goes to Waffle House on purpose.

[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 12 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Last time I went to Waffle House was for a quick breakfast on my way to buy my girlfriend Plan B.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 19 hours ago

On your way? Should have just asked, I bet someone at the waffle house could have sold it to you.

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[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 6 points 18 hours ago

replace waffle house with fast food and nothing changes

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[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 53 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (18 children)
[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 31 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

What do they even have to gain from that, hucking chairs at underpaid employees that are just trying to cook breakfasts for people? Who even shows up to a Waffle House, all β€œI’m gonna make sure to get some felonies before I’m done eating,” and just not even backing down?

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 22 points 22 hours ago

Pretty sure meth is involved.

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 28 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

That chair redirect was amazing. You know after taking that beating she was in full time dilation.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 18 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

She got fired for this video, unfortunately. :(

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 25 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

WH doesn’t deserve an employee this dedicated. I hope she went on to better things like security or setting fire to the bourgeoisie… any job that lets her throw down from time to time.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 22 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I just woke up, and I know this is the best thing I'll see all day.

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[–] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Rookie. Everybody knows that Waffle House employees are chaotic neutral and deal +4 damage if you jump the counter.

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[–] Dettweiler42@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 22 hours ago
[–] Averagejoe@lemmy.org 7 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

That is a guy who never tried the chili on waffle or chicken and waffles.Β 

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 22 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

A few years back, I had a GF from South Carolina. We have one Waffle House here where I live, but it's a half-hour drive away so I'd never been. She insisted we go, and now I fucking love Waffle House. It's like a full step back in time, and one step to the left. I think the employees must need to audition for the job, like a movie or TV show.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 18 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It's more like a battle royale. 10 job applicants enter. Last one standing gets the job. No other education or experience necessary.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 25 points 22 hours ago

"You got a criminal background?"

"No"

"Well, if you do well enough we might be able to look past that"

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[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Wanna feel old?

Cash me ouside, how bout dat?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

This just pops into my head randomly sometimes, and I'll say it out loud to myself and chuckle

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 22 points 23 hours ago

Waffle House: "Sup brah?"

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 7 points 19 hours ago

Waffle House with the "Say it to my face, bitch!"

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