My axe is better suited to chop off Epstein class heads.
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2026
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I'm lazy and chopping it down would take effort. And then what am I going to do with a utility pole? You're asking me to do labor and then think about my actions?
Firewood
It's treated with some crazy bad chemicals that make burning it a high speed trip to cancer land.
So it's a giant cig. Holy shit! Big tabacco doesn't want people to catch onto this
This is shitty ask Lemmy.
Arsenic poisoning is pretty shitty too
I didn't say don't do it. Just clarifying what the ride is.
Of all the things I could do, I actually do almost none of them, simply because I don’t want to, and this is one of those things.
I don't need a dildo that large, especially with splinters..
Can't risk it effecting the WiFi.
My ex took my axe, and she lives all the way in Texas.
New axes are being made and shipped to your local hardware or home & garden store daily
All my axes live in Texas . . .
There are none, we bury our cables.
They arent useful to construct guillotines.
I live in a society
Common sense tells me I would get in trouble if I did that.
They're made of concrete where I live.
None of my extension cords are long enough.
Can't find any and if I would, they only have the type of electricity I really don't want to mess with.
Car already took it out
I've seen my neighbors Disaster Response Survival Manifesto. In fact this is also why I'm trying to stop global warming.
Gas prices