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[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 146 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 98 points 1 week ago (1 children)

More like doctors reject inconvenient truth in favor of useful lie

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Humans in general, not just doctors. Not all humans but it's not a rare trait. Or maybe all humans and I'm doing it myself by leaving that opening, which might be accepted because others also want to believe they don't.

[–] sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today 56 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Doctors still think the cervix has no nerve endings.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And that apples are dangerous.

[–] sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Tbf apple seeds do have cyanide in them and should not be consumed in large quantities.

[–] WillFord27@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

"A lethal dose of cyanide is around 50–300 milligrams (mg). A 2018 analysis of previous research states that a person would have to eat around 83–500 seeds to develop acute cyanide poisoning." Medical News Today, citing 2018 Oxford analysis

A redditor also did the math on how many apples that would be: "Apple seeds can release as much as 0.6 mg of Cyanide per gram of seed.

The average apple seed has a mass of 0.756 grams

The average apple contains 8 seeds

Therefore there are approximately 5.25 grams of apple seeds per apple, yielding a theoretical maximum release of 3.25 mg of cyanide from one apple

The lethal dose of Cyanide is based on body mass and is listed as 1.5 mg/kg.

A human can ingest about 41% of the lethal dose before seeing any side effects.

41% of 1.5 mg/kg = 0.615 mg/kg

The average adult male weighs 81.6466 kg (180 lbs)

Therefore the lethal dose in the average male is 50.213 mg.

50.213/3.15 = ~16 Apples

Therefore the average male can consume ~16 apples without feeling any side effects."

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unless you are a doctor that does not give pain relief for IUD.

[–] sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The vast majority do not offer it. Doctors believe it’s just a pinch or light cramping.

I was refused any pain relief for my next iud insertion. And that’s happening in a few weeks.

Edit: lol I didn’t realize what comment you had replied to - yeah that was funny hah

[–] WR5@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I'm not sure what you mean by this; the cervix is known to have many nerve endings and is accepted medical knowledge.

[–] sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today 14 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Still don’t offer pain relief for procedures like IUD insertion and the like.

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[–] sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago (8 children)

@YarrMatey@lemmy.dbzer0.com explained it much better than I did in my admittedly flippant statement.

It’s more like doctors don’t believe women can feel the cervix very well even though we very, very much can.

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[–] sefra1@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Interesting, too bad the article doesn't go deep enough and doesn't explore the psychological effects.

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[–] flyingSock@feddit.org 87 points 1 week ago (2 children)

why are thelobsters cooked? They turn red during cooking, so these two must be speaking from experience.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 56 points 1 week ago (5 children)

It's actually very environmentally friendly to eat humans so the momentary pain is offset by the collective good.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 1 week ago

It's only environmentally friendly to eat humans with a net worth over a certain amount.

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh but you always suggest that Johnny.

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[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You know, I've read that stabbing them through their head doesn't really kill them because they have distributed ganglia instead of one centralized brain.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds like something big boiling pot would say.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 12 points 1 week ago

Nah, they usually say stuff like "That kettle is black!"

[–] sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You need to define what the word alive means first.

If you cut a roach's head, it stays sort of alive in that the body responds when trying to touch it or expose it to harm but it won't do anything if left alone. just standing still until eventual death.

A decapitated roach might still be able to "feel" pain but in my personal opinion - I am no expert in the matter - it doesn't feel stress, trauma or have bad memory of the incident. Just pain and an appropriate reflex to it.

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (7 children)

In this context "alive" means "still able to feel and process pain."

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[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I had a girlfriend like that once. It didn't work out. She did, fortunately, taste great with garlic butter so the relationship wasn't a total loss.

When I was a kid, I watched a TV show with one of Australia's early 'celebrity' chefs, Bernard King. He had a live lobster in front of him, which he then proceeded to cut the tail from. The lobster made audible 'squeeee!' noises, and tried to move away. He just laughed and said it couldn't feel anything.

Anyway, he was a cunt.

[–] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (29 children)

You wouldn't do this to your cat. Or your dog. Or any other pet. Why should they have to go through it?

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 19 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I judge people who don't sever the notochord first. It's like the most basic respect you can offer.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I think the most basic respect you can offer an animal is to just not kill it.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's fair. I accept that I am not the second coming, but I live in this world as best I can while still enjoying the comforts it offers

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 week ago (8 children)

i don't think any living animal actively offers themself for your culinary pleasure.

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[–] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

You respect where your food comes from. Enjoy your well-deserved comforts, haters are gonna hate

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[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It doesn't actually kill them, and it's so small that you're likely to miss it anyway.

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[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Babies don't have a notochord, though. It disappears earlier in fetal development in vertebrates.

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[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That noise that sounds like screaming is just the air leaving his lungs

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[–] nuko147@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I learned that when I was a kid (more than 25 years ago), and I was like why is this aloud and not forbidden...

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