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[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 140 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Am I old because the first thing I thought of was Captain Planet rings instead of infinity gauntlet?

[–] bottleofchips@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Captain Planet, he’s a hero

[–] Gerblat@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

Drop our lung capacity to zero

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trees.. you’re all trees

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

I can't think of Captain Planet without thinking of that amazing video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwJaELXadKo)

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was thinking Voltron, but Captain Planet works too

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was thinking Science Ninja Team Gatchaman , but Voltron or Captain Planet work too

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

We're pulling old lesser known anime? How about Ideon.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Runaway_Ideon

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[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My thinking was Scaramanga's golden gun from James Bond.

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Golden gun was fun on occasion, I still carry the trauma from playing slappers mode in the complex. My friend would pick Odd Job and pop outta vents - I’d be dead before I’d even seen him.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No. The Infinity Gauntlet was first published in 1991. Captain Planet and the Planeteers didn't air until 1993. You're just thinking of what's new and popular instead of the old-school classics.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No, the infinity gems date back to the 70s and Captain Planet aired from 1990.

But yeah, Captain Planet was a popular show in the 90s and Marvel movies are popular now.

Not as old as the person that thought of forming Voltron first.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 89 points 1 week ago (4 children)

You see assembling 6 parts into one whole as a marvel reference.

I see it as combining like power rangers into a megazord.

[–] Contentedness@lemmy.nz 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] dellish@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ThetaDecay@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Thundercats!

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

We are not the same

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Exodia here. The forbidden one

[–] Andonyx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Ahem....Osiris.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 87 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Mouthpiece!
Battery!
Chamber!
Batter cover!
Circuit board!
Heating element!

By our powers combined, we are... high as fuck

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 18 points 1 week ago

When the villains make their version they summon Captain Meth.

[–] abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone 56 points 1 week ago

You know what, not even mad, that's ingenious.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's great that the world forces young people to learn technical skills to get what they want! Kudos to her and her friends.

[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Nothing teaches you about ohms, voltages, and amps better than a vaping hobby (unless you're one of those that use a disposable)

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 13 points 1 week ago

And battery safety!

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

While they've got it apart, they can make sure to use a high quality battery!

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

Extra kudos to the friend who convinced the others that she is trustworthy enough to hold the ~~ring~~ Cart with Magic Juice inside

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

See, when I was a teenager, my friends and I passed around a journal that we would each write in for about a week. We'd scribble little comments in the margins and write down jokes and comics and riddles that we'd take turns trying to solve in later entries.

And then Facebook happened.

[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

It's such a different beast being a kid now, if your journal was misplaced it would probably get plastered all over social media and laughed at for being cringe. Obv kids have always had the capacity to be cruel, but the instant access and wide reach has such a punishing effect on outspoken individuality

Dude I remember the notebook. Two of the group of friends got sick. I got sick pretty bad, but it was the fatal butt disease and my friend got a cancer. People just assumed I died because it was easier than talking about fatal butt disease. My buddy with cancer, it was awkward but he got a couple balloons at least. He got to keep the notebook. We made copies of a couple of the comics we all worked on and I have been trying to find them (along with this great editing whitepaper my friend Mark gave me) for a couple years now, but my older archives got jumbled in a recent move

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

The final fantasy guy?

Ok I guess.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago

Is this like Master Cheifing ?

[–] barzaria@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Vapes have cotton inside them, used to wick the vape fluid into the heating coil. The heating coil surrounds the cotton. Ripping a fat bong hit then gets transformed into ripping fat cotton. I guess.

[–] AWTM_James@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 week ago

I always thought it was because those thick vape clouds look like big cotton balls

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

Sweet. Thank you

[–] oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No. Other reply nailed it but this just ain't it.

[–] Hackworth@piefed.ca 21 points 1 week ago

Life uhh... finds a way.

[–] exu@feditown.com 15 points 1 week ago
[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

They do the same thing in prison with contraptions to avoid one person having contraband

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I see the spirit of La Resistancé lives on.

[–] JenIsBringingTheDrugs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just fyi the é goes on the first one not the second (unless it's some joke going over my head)

The joke is we don't speak le Fränché

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But this was a solid plan! How did anyone get in trouble for this?

[–] dis_da_mor@anarchist.nexus 7 points 1 week ago

probably a snitch

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

The components have to be mounted to rings.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Team of budding engineers right there.

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