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Either the world is ending or Chuck Norris tried to self harm. There's no other explanation.
Chuck Norris is a POS. Hes a massive outspoken bigot. The chuck norris jokes are lame now because he has become the joke. What a fucking loser.
My brother in Christ, we're in the shitpost sub.
Its still a post glazing a bigot
Yea I'm with ya on this. Fuck Chuck, he's a cunt.
Pointing out what a shitbag someone is seems entirely appropriate for the comments of a shitposting community though.
And you certainly did post shit. GG I suppose.
What exactly do you take that to mean?
I upvoted all of these comments.
Under Chuck Morris's racism is another fist! And it's up Trump's ass!
100%!
his whole persona is a being a " conservative Texan" cant get anymore obvious than that
That's part of the reason we're making Chuck Norris jokes instead of sympathising one iota. May as well have some fun.
+++BREAKING NEWS+++ he dead now
US Healthcare FTW!! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Damn the only thing that could kill Chuck Norris was US healthcare all along
Looks like the medical emergency had a Chuck Norris in the end.
Earlier Chuck I would be more concerned. Like Meatloaf it will be more of a relief that he can't fuck up any longer.
Next that piece of shit Clapton though. Music thief, xenophobic racist, there's nothing to like there, just die Eric.
Edit: Chuck's dead, March 20
Wait drop the tea about Clapton killing a child
His son, fell out the window, like 56 floors.
I'm going to take that part back though, I had been told he was high and neglect caused it which doesn't seem to be true. His son ran toward a floor to ceiling window that didn't have a window in it.
Do you know the difference between a bag of coke and a small child?
˙ʍopuᴉʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇno ʎlɟ ǝʞoɔ ɟo ƃɐq ɐ ʇǝl ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,uplnoʍ uoʇdɐlƆ
Iirc he wasn’t even there at the time
Yeah right, the only way he's going down is if Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, RoboCop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S Preston, Theodor Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and kicked Chuck Norris and his cowboy ass.
Man, that would be the bloodiest battle the world ever seen
That fight would rage on for a century and claim many lives
But eventually the champion would stand, the rest would see their better: Mister Rogers
He dead
Oh fuck
Chuck Norris doesn't suffer medical emergencies: medical emergencies suffer Chuck Norris.
Is the hospital okay?
He looked great for 86
Gods, I can't wait for Chuck Norris to die just so the stupid 'jokes' will too. They were never funny, and Norris is a piece of shit
Surely the jokes died like 15 years ago?
Anyway, he's a piece of shit
They're not that dead, you can smell their stench in this thread
Well, he did
Quick quick mention Donald Trump
Honestly, yeah Trump another one I'd love to see die, because it won't be long before the outhouse opens and he gets the respect he deserves.
Chuck Norris will never die, nazis seem to respawn
Chuck Norris won’t have died, he’ll have found another realm to dominate
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.