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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 35 points 5 days ago

All is cooked under heaven.

The situation is excellent.

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Can I get some fries with the Climate Change ?

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

just put the CO2 emissions in the bag bro

[–] shath@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Of course comrade, one large climate change with fries coming right up.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Please no pickles with my climate change.

[–] gayspacemarxist@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

I can put them on the side for you, but the pickles are inevitable.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

We're chopped, we're washed

There are also early indications that we may be unc but readings are unclear

[–] poster596@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago

steamed like hams

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Oh like potatoes ! My favourite isaac-pog

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

been cooked. were simmering on the back burner rn before we get served

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'd ask how, not if...

How are we gonna be cooked anyway? Will it be a slow simmer in water? Or into a vat of hot frying oil.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

I've had great results with an air fryer, that's how I'd like us to be cooked.

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

Yeah, the bear sees less and less activity. It's sad, but at least it smells nice

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

A bit overcooked

[–] Oskolki@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

I've seen maps being sold of this country I'm in being split into another separate region.

We're getting sliced and diced let's go more balkanization, every house will have it's own government fully dependent on external powers isaac-pog

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Yes, modern industrialized society will collapse due to climate change. Billions of people are going to die.

Note: this is imo optimistic

[–] LunarMystic_101@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

worse is that the rich saw it coming and choose to save themselves without changing course. Like, we could have saved more people but they wanted bigger lifeboats for themselves.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

Yeah but we're not well done yet

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago