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[–] lime@feddit.nu 91 points 6 days ago (1 children)

if violet is trying to entrap people, they're really bad at it, since they've repeatedly stated that they don't want dms and will never post any of their own pictures online ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 23 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] lime@feddit.nu 41 points 6 days ago

welp, i've been entrapped. it's been nice knowing you all.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 30 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 8 points 6 days ago

Someone either rolled a crit fail or a crit success.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 64 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I would just like to point out, regardless of Violet's identity, this kind of post, or more the discussion around it stinks of Reddit content. This is the type of stuff that made Reddit suck.

Sure she posts thirsty stuff, but that's just a shitpost style. Upvote, downvote, or block and move on. If you suspect it's bait don't eat it.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Yeah, who cares she's providing content that's not politics or rage. Even if she's a middle aged man irl, who cares, what does it change other than making the person who are being thirsty at her a circlejerk?

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Why are we ragging on people who give us content and then bitch and moan about the lack of content on Lemmy?

Violet is hilarious, doesn't matter if they're real or not.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Just post thirsty shit. Idk why the violet hate

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

I think her posts are funny

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 days ago

is this hate? I thought it was just a funny joke

but if it's a pattern of posting then yeah I get it

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 36 points 6 days ago

Gods forbid a woman like sex. Come on SatansMaggotyCumFart, this is just misogyny.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 38 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is my favorite arc. This whole time SMCF has just been unflinching in their suspicion

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

what happened? Did violet turn out to be mickey?

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Not that I know of ¯\(ツ)

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What sort of detective are you?

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 18 points 6 days ago

The sad kind, not the "investigate alleged minors on the internet" kind

[–] QuiteQuickQum@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Not a possum detective, that's for sure. They don't know shit about those critters!

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] QuiteQuickQum@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm impressed you found this insult without it being directly in response to you. You're a good detective man, even if a sad one.

Much love from your fellow Lemming, QQQ

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Lol I'm terminally online and go back to revisit threads I thought were funny. Things move slow on Lemmy anyway

Also I'm invested in this bit. It feels like it's part of my story now 🙂

[–] felsiq@piefed.zip 33 points 6 days ago (2 children)

ig the idea is that California has 40m people, but none of them are both 18 and women? Idk why violet’s demographic is relevant at all, let alone important enough to think she’s lying about 😂

[–] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 50 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (24 children)

It's because of the fact that violet makes all of violet's posts about violet. Naturally people are going to want to know more about violet, but then violet responds that anyone who wants to know about violet is deranged.

They represent themselves as basically a typical woman as written by a male sci-fi author, and then they aggressive towards anyone who questions it. They make their content about themselves, but they act offended if anyone comments about them. It's not the random commenters who are trying to make everything about the OP, they are just falling for the bait.

Look at me, I am woman, I have BOOBS, I like big sex and getting pounded, I am woman, I am an OBJECT. Not all women have personality. I am real woman with woman private parts. This is my entire persona. You don't beleive me? You are fuuuuucked up.

[–] sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today 23 points 6 days ago

I couldn't put my finger on why I was side-eyeing all of that this morning, but you explained it perfectly in this comment.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Violet does sound like a roleplay of some kind. But it's a very well thought-out identity. Quite consistent. I wonder if any part of it is true

[–] sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today 17 points 6 days ago

The wanting to be accepted and adored by the men on Lemmy is probably true.

[–] LemmyThinkAboutIt@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 days ago

Oh, so she's the internet version of a pick me.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 5 days ago

I guess she does come off as a woman from a Heinlein book.

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[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 9 points 6 days ago

It's not, I think people just get caught up in the narratives we make.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

ONE THOUSAND POSTS IN A YEAR WTF

Hey don't sell SMCF short, they've got 3 more months of rocking our world before we can get a full read on their yearly output on that account.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm what world was it ever s/a/l?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

WHO WAS IT THAT HAD A COOL SON WHO WAS MAKING AN AIRPLANE DATING SIM or was it about arthropods all i know it sounded fun and cool. was it @ickplant? how do i @ someone

But that world and the first plane i choose to date is the Gripen. look at those aelerons yowza

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 5 points 5 days ago

Ok then I guess you'd be looking for a Saab/38/Sweden

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[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 21 points 6 days ago
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don't think my area could handle 18in.

[–] sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Not with that defeatist attitude ;)

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 4 points 5 days ago

Maybe today, Satan? 😏

[–] Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

Can someone explain wtf this is about. I mean I get the gist but I haven't seen this user ever

Is it my instance I wonder?

Wtf happened?

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 6 days ago

Cat/????/your house

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