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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 16 hours ago

Or you just revealed the porcine equivalent of Lovecraftian cosmic horror to it.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Pig sees night sky for the first time

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago

Looking up is about one of the only things they can do 😢

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 148 points 1 day ago (6 children)
[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

That'll do pig

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 74 points 1 day ago

“Signature look of superiority.”

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Pig is wearing stilettos

Performance enhancing attire is prohibited from this event

🇮🇴 Pig: DNF

Devastating

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

That's some pig

[–] libre_warrior@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Elroy_Berdahl@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

It's only a true pig if it comes from the Pig region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling swine.

[–] la508@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Lovely stuff.

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[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 67 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I remember trump looked directly at a fucking eclipse so I knew the whole "pigs can't look up" thing was busted out of the gate. that greasy greedy disgusting fucking pig that actually gives pigs a bad name. id rather an actual pig be in cha..

oh, yeah, right, this is a Wendy's.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

Pigs can't look up because their little blue cap with the shiny badge on the front would fall off.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Pigs scream their little lungs out when you lift them even a millimeter off the ground

[–] user1234@fedinsfw.app 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Regardless of whether they can look up or not, they can still see stars at night looking toward the horizon...

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

They can also lay down and look up

[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Pigs can't look up because they have crippling depression.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Anybody want to team up with me and see if we can pick up Vincent and rotate him so he can look at the stars?

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[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

With Mjolnir.

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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What nobody tells you is the pigs are free, you can just pick them up and take them.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure pigs are ©Monsanto now.

I think that's just ducks

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Congrats, you've given a pig its first exposure to ~~rectangular~~ existential dread.

Edit: autocowreck

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 points 19 hours ago

rectangular dread

Yo! I'm holding that in my hand right now!

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

Seeing "the stars" for the first time is great, but being set back down to where they're out of reach is not super fun.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Aton, somewhere, was crying, whimpering horribly like a terribly frightened child. "Stars - all the Stars - we didn't know at all. We didn't know anything. We thought six stars in a universe is something the Stars didn't notice is Darkness forever and ever and ever and the walls are breaking in and we didn't know we couldn't know and anything - "

Someone clawed at the torch, and it fell and snuffed out. In the instant, the awful splendor of the indifferent Stars leaped nearer to them.

On the horizon outside the window, in the direction of Saro City, a crimson glow began growing, strengthening in brightness, that was not the glow of a sun.

The long night had come again.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If anyone didn’t know this was Asimov’s Nightfall like me, you can read it here.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 points 19 hours ago

One of my favorites!

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Pigs can climb things with their front legs. But their eyes probably aren't good enough.

Tbf I can't climb with my eyes either

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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

Pigs are fucking terrified of the abyss. Do not do this.

Vincent D'Onofrio: Pig God

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 10 points 1 day ago

I’ve seen some funny, insightful tweets from this man. It’s always nice when someone you like as a celebrity seems like someone you’d like as a friend, too.

[–] libre_warrior@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

It's like Platos cave analogy, but with pigs.

[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

I’m just a pig with dreams to see the sky.

[–] ywain@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Yeah, but Big Al says dogs can't look up!

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

this is what it's like to be gentle-dom'd

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 7 points 1 day ago

The guy who was an alien bug in an Edgar skin suit.

[–] Thalion@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The guy who kills Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacke

[–] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The guy that plays Kingpin in both Daredevil series.

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