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[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 5 points 15 hours ago

surely just using the terminal?

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 23 points 23 hours ago

KDE: 500000% size increase and then....

[–] VegOwOtenks@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Noja@sopuli.xyz 6 points 16 hours ago

The cursor is on Monitor 3 (there is no monitor 3 but Windows thinks there is)

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I had a similar matrix of screens at my old job: Seismic survey observer desk. Three rows tall, four columns wide.

They weren't all connected to the same PC, though; If I remember correctly:

  • Top row was one PC (linux)
  • Middle row was another (linux)
  • Bottom left was its own PC (It ran msdos 6.22. Excellent OS for realtime stuff!)
  • Bottom right was its own (linux)
  • middle two at the bottom was windows.

They were all connected to a Raritan KVM switch, so I used that to select which row to control. The exception was on bottom left and bottom right which had a dedicated keyboard and mouse.

I have a picture of it somewhere, but I can't seem to find it.

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 2 points 19 hours ago

i had a similar setup when i worked at a NOC.

thank god i never intended to have children. lol

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you'd love synergy. it's a client you install on multiple devices and allows you to share one keyboard and mouse across as many devices as you want.

you can even share the clipboard too.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Well aware of it. Used it between the top two rows.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bottom left was its own PC (It ran msdos 6.22. Excellent OS for realtime stuff!)

really? I used 6.22 back in the day - what's it still being used for these days?

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Not sure if it's still in use today, but the above description was 2008 through 2012. Msdos was used for "gun timing", which basically amounted to extreme precision when it came to opening or shutting some solenoid valves. The computer had a GPS input and a bunch of serial outputs, and a control line (also serial).

The control line sent instructions of which solenoid to open when, a time reference was determined by the GPS, and you can probably guess what the serial outputs were for.

[–] chattre@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago

KDE shaky shaky

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Willem@kutsuya.dev 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

wiggle it until it's the size of a monitor, and if you're brave, it'll take over EVERYTHING.

I love it that KDE didn't limit the growing of it :)

[–] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i still do this for fun about once a week or so

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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

Oh, it's limited. But you will only discover it if you look at the bug-tracker.

[–] derry@midwest.social 10 points 1 day ago

Fooled us all. That's a tanning booth.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

It would be funny af if there was a way to make the computer think the screen size was infinite (just for the mouse) so you could send your cursor 20 miles away and never find it again.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 3 points 14 hours ago

That's only funny if it's not YOUR computer 😁

[–] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago (2 children)

for real though, the CTRL tap accessibility feature to find the cursor is a lifesaver

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 74 points 1 day ago (1 children)

On KDE and on MacOS, if you shake the cursor it becomes larger

[–] CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago (5 children)

And larger...and larger...

[–] zwerg@feddit.org 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No lying, wiggling my mouse until it becomes HUGE is my go to activity during boring video calls.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I guess this confirms that I am a man, because I refuse to do anything except jiggle the mouse until I see it.

[–] Klairabelle@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Am woman, learned today you can use CTRL to find it as I too wiggle it until I find it.

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[–] Gumbyyy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] ThomasWilliams@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Windows are too big. The whole point is to have small windows and multiple screens so you don't have to move your eyes around in their sockets in the window you're working which causes eyestrain.

They might have well just have fewer screens and click through windows.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

I struggle with my neck and 3 screens. I've gotten really good at doing a bunch of shit at once on one screen so my neck doesn't hurt as much lol

[–] CForsyth@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm confused... Cursor? Surely you control everything via keyboard?

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[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Where the fuck is the image? Not loading for me

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Check monitor number 8, it may have opened there.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago

Loads fine for me. It's someone sitting in front of a desk with 15 large monitors surrounding them in a semicircle, 3 monitors stacked on top of one another in 5 columns.

I now undestand whom that KDE cursor is for?

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's why you have eyes in the panel.

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[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

right-click and see where a menu opens.

[–] crazycaveman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 17 hours ago

pastes into putty

am I doing it right?

[–] MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Go to mouse l settings, make your cursor larger and change the contrast. So when the curse is black and it goes over something white and then white when it goes over black

[–] Subscript5676@piefed.ca 11 points 1 day ago

What is this activity you call "looking for my cursor?

On my computer, I summon my cursor.

This ad is brought to you by the Cursor Follows Focus Gang

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There's no way he ever looks at the top row.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

this is why he can't find his mouse.

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[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

And people rib me for having 3 screens. Yes yes, tell me how much cancer they are giving me per square second.

[–] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 1 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Cancer? From monitors? Is that a thing people believe? Do they think "the 5G comes from all them screens" ?

[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Literal doctors trying to convince me that monitors emit cancer causing radiation.

I had to explain to a doctor what ionizing radiation was... And that's how I learned that doctors are just like every other profession. And there are just as many morons that graduated med school as morons that graduated high school (proportionately).

[–] stingpie@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

I'm guessing old CRTs. I've heard they can emit radiation if they aren't lead lined.

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Wait what? They give cancer? Outgassing or something?

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago

Outgassing

That would be me, sorry.

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