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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 25 minutes ago

Are the flights backed up to, or are they just leaving half empty all the time?

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 points 21 minutes ago

I flew out of EWR on Friday and my flight left (the gate) on time. Now, we took off 30m late because of the traffic at our final destination, but security was 10m and we were on the plane on time. It was incredible. The longest wait was to get the kids some chicken fingers, that was like 30m.

[–] miked@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago

It feels worse in real life. I was there on Sunday. Cannot recall ever being in longer lines.

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I had to sleep in JFL Airport once. I don't recommend it. The rats that come out at night are the size of a ~25 pound dog.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

That's weighs like 25 air port hotdogs!

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 22 points 4 hours ago

Your get what you voted! Enjoy your fucking war.

[–] UnfairUtan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like I'm missing something, what's the context?

[–] ajikeshi@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

TSA (the security theater people) had been unfunded for the last 50 or so days

[–] immutable@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago

Additional context:

TSA is part of DHS (Department of Homeland Security). ICE and border patrol are also a part of DHS.

After ICE started shooting citizens, the democrats said “no additional funding without some reforms.” In trumps Big Beautiful Bill ICE was already given a huge chunk of funding for the next few years, but they would like more.

Democrats have been trying to fund TSA but want a separate vote for ICE. This arrangement recently passed the senate but republicans in the house voted it down because they think they can pin the blame on the democrats and force them to give ICE more funding along with the TSA.

[–] Sarmyth@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

This is what happens when you're state/city doesn't upgrade your airport either. I just flew through SFO and DIA this past week and security was under 5 minutes because they dont rely on TSA staff for the majority of their functions.

[–] miked@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago

I flew round trip to JFK from SFO. Departing SFO felt normal. JFK was a nightmare.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Hey MAGA, thanks for making London Heathrow a better airport.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Flying is such a giant humiliation ritual, I have no idea why people even bother.

[–] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 11 points 2 hours ago

Because places are far away

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

Jesus Fucking Krist airport right now.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

did you mean Trump JFK Airport?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 8 hours ago

I wish he got an airport award!

I just created the "Me, I think he deserves an airport award" award and I'm honored to...

Anyway, squirrel!

[–] xSikes@feddit.online 45 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The sad thing about this is that most Trump supporters probably don’t fly because either they’re always in their own bubble and/or can’t afford to. So they can’t relate to this, so it’s a non-issue sadly.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 25 points 10 hours ago

So they get to punish others for doing the things they choose not to do.

Again.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 72 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Why don't they just let people take their assault rifles onto the plane such that they can defend themselves? Are they stupid?

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 32 points 10 hours ago

It's an airplane, not a grade school classroom.

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 56 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Is there any other country on earth that stops working altogether once a year?

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 21 points 11 hours ago

Only once a year? Are you talking about the US, because it seems to have stopped working quite some time ago.

[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 33 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (3 children)

Lol I was looking into this the other day. From what I understand it's to prevent too much power being with any one group in US govt ..

Short answer is no, most countries have rules that see public servants (govt. employees) paid even when a department's budget has not been agreed - for example Belgium https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010%E2%80%932011_Belgian_government_formation

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[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (6 children)

I’ve only been to JFK once, but I get the sense that the lines there always look like this. Not saying all the other stuff isn’t an issue, but don’t give JFK any credit. Hands down the worst airport I’ve been to. Avoid at all cost.

[–] kossa@feddit.org 3 points 2 hours ago

JFK is shit, yeah. But LAX is worse. They don't have any designated area for overlay. You have to go through immigration, only to go through security again to get your connecting flight. And immigration is rude, like, I don't want to enter your shitty country, you make me do it, because you apparently don't know how to build airports.

And security takes ages, so you wait in line, while you're called out already to board the flight. Like I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THAT LINE! I did not want to go through immigration or security or anything. I just wanted to get my connecting flight.

[–] Ghost@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I flew out of JFK terminal 1 recently (not sure how much the terminals matter/differ as it was my first time flying from JFK) about 2 weeks ago and didn't spend more than maybe 20-30 minutes in the TSA line? It really wasn't long at all so hearing wait times of hours and such seems crazy to me.

[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I can see you've never been to Newark

[–] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago

I flew put of newark yesterday and we waited longer to check our bag than to get through security. Maybe 10 minutes at the most

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[–] timestatic@feddit.org 22 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

The American electorate, truly the greatest in the world

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I’d much rather have Camacho as the president. At least he knew that he should trust people smarter than him.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Camacho was a great president. I submit the following:

  1. When faced with a problem he didn't know how to solve, he appointed the best person he could find and listened to their advice.

  2. Upon realizing that he made a mistake, he reversed course and corrected.

  3. I don't think he ever raped a minor.

[–] kunaltyagi@programming.dev 6 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Cudos for being a dumbass but not a pedo (to Camacho not to you 😅)

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Oh I will be the first to admit I'm a dumbass but not a pedo!

Kudos to you as well friend!

[–] kunaltyagi@programming.dev 5 points 8 hours ago

Good to have no pedos around. Us dumbasses have to stick together

[–] mech@feddit.org 144 points 16 hours ago (11 children)

Boy am I glad they're making sure a terrorist with a bomb can't get onto a plane to kill a lot of people packed together in a crowded place.

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[–] stumu415@lemmy.zip 81 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Good thing the US has a high speed railway network like China, Japan, Europe or Morocco, so you don't need to get on a plane. Oh.. wait...

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 hours ago

I hear Elon Musk is getting right on that. These conservatives are so efficient and successful! Good thing we keep finding new tax breaks for them.

[–] thingAmaBob@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

My coworker noped out of a trip across country because they’d have a grandchild with them, and didn’t want any issues with missing flights, long waits, or ICE shenanigans. If they didn’t have their grandchild, they probably would have taken the train instead.

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