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I know it's weird but that little bit of promo swag had been on my keychain across 4 cars and now my keys are weirdly light. It makes me kind of sad.

Edit: I knew y'all would understand. I'm going to try the epoxy idea on my next day off. Your responses have turned a crummy day into a great one.

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[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

If the epoxy method doesn't work out, perhaps try turning this event into an activity.

Learn some basic CAD, redesign the swag, but this time with something not Forza, but related to who you are now, and have it machined at PCBWay or similar.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 7 points 13 hours ago

Absolutely don't just expoxy it, follow fubarx's tutorial below. Expoxy won't bind sheared metal to metal strong enough to stand up to pocket/keychain abuse. You don't have to go as fancy, but you need non brittle metal to re-connect those shear lines or it'll fall apart the first time you look at it funny.

[–] akmur@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

clearly a bad omen for Xbox :)

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Oh no! Maybe the Xbox division shutting down weakened the metal!

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 80 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Obtain:

  • A micro drill bit. Cheap off AliExpress. A bit more elsewhere.
  • A trip to ACE hardware (or hobby craft shop). Get:
    • A thin metal dowel, as thick as the medium thick micro-drill bit. You don't need more than 1-2". Or you can get a couple of thin, stainless steel nails and hack off the ends to size. For this, you'll need good shears or a little saw. Extra credit for using a Dremel.
    • A good, metal-friendly glue or a dual-mix epoxy. I'd ask for advice.

Setup:

  • Drill a tiny hole at the center of each side of the loop. Maybe 1/8" or 2-3mm. Standard drill. Protip: the micro-drill bits also fit a Dremel.
  • Drill a slightly deeper hole on the body side (assuming it's solid).
  • Dry run: test cut a length of metal dowel, enough to join loop and body. Cut to length until both loop and body meet and are flush. The hole shouldn't be too tight. Enough space for glue that comes later.
  • The dowel adds structure and distributes stress pressure. Reason they use rebars in cement structures.

Assembly:

  • Drizzle a drop of glue into each hole and a little on the dowel. A little more onto surfaces where the broken parts connect.
  • Assemble body, dowels stuck into drilled holes on both sides, and loop.
  • Wipe excess glue.
  • Wrap some tape vertically to hold it tight. Doesn't matter what kind. It's just there to hold things into place.
  • Leave overnight to set.
  • Grab a beverage and stress-scream into a couch cushion. You are master of the physical universe.

Post-coitus:

  • Unwrap tape, admire handiwork, then put back on keychain.
  • Tell EVERYONE.
  • Post back here with pictures. You've earned it.

Since this is on a keychain, it will be constantly getting pulled. Just gluing it in, or even welding may apply sudden strains and have it snap off at the compromised joints.

This way, it will outlive you and your grandchildren.

[–] rangber@lemmy.zip 24 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Man, that's so much work. I'd just be sad instead.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 22 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Sometimes repairing a thing is its own joy

[–] rangber@lemmy.zip 5 points 16 hours ago

Joke aside, I do appreciate the craft and effort in the response.

[–] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 9 points 17 hours ago

But ... Think of the coitus?!

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago

This is the best comment ever.

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[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Do what the other guy said using the micro drill bit, but use a segment of high gauge wire instead of the dowel. Also, solder it, don't glue it. Bore a little extra space for the solder.

[–] Gigasser@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I mean...can you kintsugi it?

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

I don't have access to gold, but J-b weld will give it some character as well.

[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

I would just be so glad I noticed it happen and it didn’t randomly fall off when I didn’t notice and might be lost

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago
[–] markz@suppo.fi 85 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I guess it could be welded back

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 67 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Hi, woman engineer here, so if I'm not allowed to post please delete.

That won't take a weld, but the tab could be drilled and then a steel pin (preferably knurled) put in and braised/soldered in place ... or even just epoxied. Then it would be stronger than new :-)

[–] quips@slrpnk.net 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why would you not be allowed to post?

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 49 points 23 hours ago

She's not dull.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 23 hours ago (7 children)

Because this is the "Dull Men's Club", and I'm accustomed to being shut down in men's spaces.

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I think we're too dull to be misogynistical.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 13 hours ago

Fantastic :-)

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 23 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 20 hours ago

Thank you for making me laugh :-D

[–] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It's perfectly fine as long as you're dull. However I also created !dullsters@dullsters.net as a second channel.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 12 hours ago

Then I will bow out, since I'm pretty sure I'm not dull enough :-P

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Ah who cares, I think it's more about the theme, not the gender.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 13 hours ago

Didn't know when I replied, but I do now ;-)

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 26 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

There was an attempt at a gender-neutral community name (“dullsters” club) but this one has been more successful. I’ve only seen very open attitudes in here though. I don’t believe it’s intended to be a men’s space.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 22 hours ago

Good to know :-)

[–] vodka@feddit.org 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It takes a real man to be a dull woman in a dull men's club. Or something like that

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Is this the part where I crank my hog?

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

AROOOOO! You can be a dull man! You can be one of the boys! You can be one of the girlies! You can be whomever you want if you feel comfortable being that way and no one is being negatively affected!

Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 13 hours ago

Heh, thank you!

[–] cecilkorik@piefed.ca 13 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

My philosophy is that on the internet, everybody's a quantum superposition of men and women. You can be whichever you want at any time as far as it matters to me. If you want to be one of the guys here, you're welcome to be in my opinion.

Expertise is expertise and should be welcomed no matter what one's gender might be.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I'm not really into the idea of being "one of the guys", but thank you ... when I see something that can be fixed, I want to fix it.

Not everyone feels the same way as you, unfortunately

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[–] fluxx@mander.xyz 48 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Hey looks like it is copper substrate, it could be soldered together!

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[–] The_Almighty_Walrus@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Act like a proper car guy and slap some JB Weld on the bastard

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

This is currently my plan JB weld and some clamps

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[–] rycee@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Bummer, perhaps it can be repaired? By the way, be very careful about sharing photos of keys, it is often quite easy to produce a duplicate key from a photo.

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I did think of that. The key visible in the photo is a dummy key that goes to a lock that I've misplaced.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

That's a long time to own a thing. A lot of love goes into it.

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[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Drill, tap, machine screws with loc-tite?

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago (6 children)

I'd braze it but I'm a fucking barbarian.

[–] MoffKalast@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

420° braze it

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