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[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

My Asmongoon impression:

"Yeah, I mean yeah, no. I total agree with that, yeah, no. Yeah, I mean that just what it is, is it?. Yeah. No, Yeah. I mean... Yeah. What is this? I mean yeah, no."

Repeat for 6 hours.

Dude has literally the vocabulary of a fucking Etch A Sketch.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Reminder that during the entirety of Biden's 4 year term we saw job growth. Now we've seen 5 straight months of job loss under child rapist Donald Trump.

Thanks Biden.

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Roach-man is a mouthpiece for the wealthy in disguise. He has the same reasoning skills as an evangelical.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago

didn't need to draw him in a flattering way tbh

[–] dasrael@lemmy.zip 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Stream of consciousness streamer + politics == hot shit... Asmongler was always fucked, but edgy attic dwelling yet mostly harmless and amusing to what he is now is quite a departure. It's like he took up the place on twitch to counter our favourite prada clad champagne socialist Hasan. The modern need for sychophancy is psychotic.

[–] meldrik@lemmy.wtf 2 points 5 hours ago

He should just stick to talking about WoW lol

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

From the great mind that didn't vote but somehow has a lot to say about politics. Though tbf he is pro Ukraine.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Athene is and always will be a better WoW player than Asmongold.

[–] saturn57@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago

Asmondgold saw the average anti-conservative straw man post and went "goals."

[–] tostos@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

https://youtu.be/rIh_LUIt-qc?t=58 and he calls Iranians retarded animals

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 220 points 1 day ago (5 children)

It's almost like a dumbass mentally slow adult who plays video games for a living and lives in filth might not have educated opinions

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 131 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Idk when society started depending on twitch game streamers for political insight but it's really been fucking with my head. Sorry bro, WoW raid experience doesn't exactly translate to expert on international relations.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Not to mention his wow raiding consisted of a lot of screaming at people for fucking up and IMO any success was despite him not because of him.

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

It's a lot easier to amplify shitty opinions through stealthily promoting shut-ins that "organically" spread the right poison than to try and turn a journalist or a legitimate artist into a mouth piece. Peter Theil probably loves boosting characters like this with bots.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

There are actually a few twitch streamers that have political experience who stream about politics. They've run for office, or worked in D.C., so they have some interesting insights.

But that's not Asmongold by a longshot.

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

And they'll never reach the heights of asmond without the botfarms that amplify the signal to the algorithms.

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

No doubt, I wrote game streamer quite specifically - no background or education in politics, but have an audience carried from unrelated activities and influence it.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Always has been listening to celebrities. So before you were born

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Hm, I mean I've known celebs to drop a comment on an issue close to them, or do an interview, start a charity - but how many pivoted to doing 16 hours of live political commentary, across all headlines and verticals, every day? These streamers have no credentials to be a pundit, yet still flood the feeds with their opinions. Seems like a distinct difference.

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[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 43 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wonder what the guy with the blood and cum wall thinks of the matter. -people apparently

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

I... Uh don't want to know, but at this point, pretty much have too, I'd also hope that googling "blood and cum wall" whatever you're talking about would be the first result, but anyone want to save me a Google?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can't hold that against him a good blood and cum wall really ties the room together.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

True fashion insight mr cumfart

[–] FippleStone@aussie.zone 2 points 8 hours ago

Nah they're nihilists, they don't believe in anything

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 110 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If that forehead topples over in traffic, it will kill a family of four.

[–] J92@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

It's a good thing he can't go outside then.

[–] Jaimesmith@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

War is bad, unless my favorite team is the one doing it. 🤡

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

I'm so fucking sick of youtube recommending his garbage, I spend most of my time on breadtube so i don't know how or why youtube decided I want to be reminded this waste of oxygen exists.

[–] Einskjaldi@lemmy.world 13 points 21 hours ago

Oh is this an actual person and not just generic internet guy?

[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I have an idea why a major US corporation would absolutely love to shove a pro-Zionism and pro-fascism streamer down everyone's throats.

[–] antonim@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

No particular conspiracy theory needed - because it generates clicks and views, even if you dislike the content. This thread itself being an example.

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[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

That's a real person? I don't know.... wait is that the one guy who never showers and has roaches crawling on him?

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 21 hours ago

Dont forget about the dead rat!

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[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (6 children)

You can "don't like this video" and then tell them you "don't like this channel" on any video that gets recommended.

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yeah that means nothing to youtube, I've done that every time that ass hat appears and without fail in a few weeks/months there will be another one.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"never recommend channel" will get rid of the twit permanently.

[–] some_random_nick@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

That also works only for some time. In my case, blocked channels were recommended to me after about a year or two. Had to block them again.

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[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 110 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

When playing video games is too hard so you have to stream react content.

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[–] renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 44 points 1 day ago (6 children)
[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 139 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Asmongold, the literal personification of a trash can. Don't look him up, life's better spent without knowing of his existence.

[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago (10 children)

People need to stop sharing his crap then, downvote these posts, all i hear about is how the guy is awful and stupid and for some reason people are like "let me share this awful stupid person others will like it" I dont get it, if he sucks then dont repost crap dont make memes of him, let the rest of us who never heard of him enjoy actual good posts instead of posts about some dogshit streamer

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[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 47 points 1 day ago (3 children)

A guy who incels like to watch because he is one. Hikikomori/LDR type who stays in his room filled with trash and roaches and streams. Incels and other rightwingers listen to his political opinions because... yeah idk.

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