that's it, comrade. Nice and easy. Go ahead and click that button without any sudden movements. This could still be a good day for the both of us...
Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man
this post was submitted on 17 May 2026
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Oooo watchu sayyyy~
I stopped seeking upvotes long ago, instead chasing the tagline dragon, hoping whatever garbled thoughts i manage to make coherent are funny, insightful or deranged enough to be immortalized forever or until some nerds decide to clean them up again
my current one that gives me the most "heh, yea i did good with that" is the one where i coined the phrase relationship of theseus without realizing until 40 minutes later that "relationship" contains the word ship
I'm compelled to give you a look behind the movie magic of this post: I started with the punchline of threatening people for upvotes and tried to make some scandalous, attention-grabbing clickbait for a title. It is much better for the mental to not seek upvotes.
Upbears are truly the gateway drug
I post for the love of the game. 
Some people post for the love of the game; I game for the post of the love. We are not the same
Peter Gabriel voice:
The post of love is long and boring
Dont do it Hillary. I can vote for you again if we settle this peacefully
Finally a reasonable Hexbear! Welcome back to the lib side of things
Sure, not sure why you wanted me to remove the upbear