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I was checking out some groceries today, and the person next to me was clearly doing something the machine didn't like.

"Please scan the item before putting it in the bagging area".

Over and over again. I started thinking about what an entirely bogus thing "self-checkout" is. It seems to have exactly zero benefits to the consumer. No bagger, no help if you're missing a price sticker, not even ample room to put your groceries while you scan. You're left with exactly one square foot of space to do this job.

Is it making groceries cheaper? After all now they don't have to staff as many cashiers now. Nope! Groceries are higher than they've ever been! All that delicious margin gets sent straight to our benefactors at the Kroger corporation. Where would we be without them!

Not to mention the thing is calling you a thief every five seconds. The ones by me even film you and if they feel you're swiping something, it will show a slow motion video of you in the act and it tells you to correct your mistake.

So it's work that I have to do. That nobody is getting paid for. And that is taking videos of your face and your behaviors. And it's constantly announcing that you're a bread thief to everyone in the store.

And for what? To increase unemployment of course! It's one of those things I can't believe collective society has taken sitting down. It's one of the most egregious examples of pure corporate greed at the expense of the consumer experience, all the while cutting swaths of entry level jobs.

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[–] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

All the criticisms of self checkout are valid. Can't argue against them.

However I've been kind of a fan since they first came out. Simply because I don't have to make smalltalk with a cashier.

I have to to deal with customers all day at work. Shopping is a chore I want to be over with without having to further drain my limited extroversion tank.

[–] themaninblack@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Used to be that way, now you have to awkwardly interact with someone who is explicitly checking to make sure you didn’t steal something.

Also cashiers stopped making small talk a while ago and started looking dead in the eyes when the major supermarket chains exploited them out of basic humanity.

2026 is brutal

[–] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 hours ago

Before self checkout I always sought out the dead eyed teenage cashier who looked like they didn't want to be there. No small talk. Fantastic.

The worst are the grown woman cahiers who want to chat about every item you are buying.

[–] EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 hours ago

I like self checkouts but I'm not in the US so ours aren't garbage.

The only stupid thing I've seen is a certain hardware store where the self checkouts are closed 90% of the time, and there are only two normal checkouts, so you often have to wait in a huge line while the self checkouts just sit there, chained off and doing nothing. It's ridiculous.

[–] isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Wait til you learn how grocery stores used to be physically arranged...

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

you mean a counter you walked up to and told the man what you wanted? and they'd have stockboys run the aisles to grab your shit?

[–] isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Exactly. Supermarkets themselves represented a vast shift of work from the grocers to the customers. First they got us to collect our own orders. Then they figured out how to get us to run the check out!

[–] UnrepentantAlgebra@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Next they are going to make us drive to the dairy farm to pick up our own milk!

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 hours ago

Thankfully the places I usually shop at don't have self-checkout. When I do go somewhere that has it, it feels wrong to me

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 2 points 10 hours ago

They can be nice if you don't have many things so I like having the option but I do not like when its the main option. Its also annoying that they intentionally hamstring it. Im buying 8 2liters but it does not like more than 6 or something of the same item and now calls the person over to verify its alright. Right there it invalidated any benefit using the self serve might have had. So some places do it right some go overboard and some have went overboard the other way and completely gotten rid of them.

[–] M137@lemmy.today 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I've written about this before but it seems self checkout is very different in the US (and probably some other countries) from here in Sweden (and, again, other countries). A lot of people prefer it here and it's easy so to use and you rarely need to call for help. The descriptions in several of these comments about it requiring babysitting and cashier assistance was only a thing for a while when it was new about 20 years ago until the tech got better. Now it's rare to see more than one person, even in big stores, needed to help and they often do other things around the self checkout area because they are so rarely needed. I'm sure part of it is cultural, people in the US are definitely more prone to try to cheat it or do other things that forces the stores to have that babysitting.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

people in the US are definitely more prone to try to cheat it

well we aren't eating smelly cans of pickled herring, so it's what we're left with

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

One of my pet peeves has been stores blocking off half the self checkout except when there's high volume of customers. I didn't need to be waiting in line. You have perfectly fine self checkouts there, but no, I have to wait, and possibly walk to the other side of the store for no good reason.

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 2 points 13 hours ago

Yes, also these are the times when the people self checking in front of you are all the people in town who haveliterally never seen a barcode before in their life, so they spend 5 mimutes puzzling over each item.

Like shit man, shoce all your shit across at once, the checkout will get it. Moce move move.

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 3 points 15 hours ago

Dude makes my blood boil, there's a store I go to very often near my house that ALWAYS has 4 of the 8 self checkout lames closed, and the one or two cashiers they have staffed also use the self-checkout stations, so it's completely fucked and idiotic. Sometimes there will be a huge line and still they never open the other 4

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 3 points 13 hours ago

Was this at a Kroger or related store? Their stupid self checkouts are over tuned and constantly bitch about not scanning even if it scanned. The Walmart ones, for example, do not, ever. Not vocally anyway.

[–] Watermark710@piefed.social 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

My local grocer is part of a small chain (3 locations, all in the same county). I know the owner by name, he's a regular at my restaurant. They don't have any self checkouts, just an express checkout and then 5 normal ones. It works out great. They've also got a State Store inside (where I live, only the State government is allowed to sell bottled spirits), which is a huge bonus. I went there yesterday since my vodka stash was running dry, and I needed to stock up on trash stickers for Spring cleaning. I picked up some cheese and buns while I was there. Had a chat with the butcher, small talk with the cashier, helped an old lady load her groceries into her car. It was a genuinely enjoyable, and very human, experience.

Contrast with the Walmart supercenter. They have 50 self checkouts, and just one manned register, which is only really used to buy age restricted products like cigarettes. I don't physically go there anymore because the checkout experience is damn near torture. It feels sterile, more like a warehouse than a grocery store. If I need something from Wally World, I get it delivered to my door, usually in an hour or less.

I get what I can from a grocery store chain in my area. They have three stores in the same county as well but they're part of an overall larger family of different named chains of a conglomerate if I remember right. They have no self checkout, and though the findings there are less than say Wal-Mart I'm not shopping at a big box store where the profits all leave the local area into some rich family's pocket.

[–] Toneswirly@beehaw.org 2 points 14 hours ago

Time to start scanning everything as bananas. Deodorant? No, this is a banana. Shove that 10 dollar parmesan in a 2 dollar head of lettuce.

[–] mrmaplebar@fedia.io 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I prefer self-checkout. I'm fast and I don't really like small talk.

What really sucks is that modern self-checkout requires so much babysitting and cashier assistance, because they assume everyone is a criminal. The supermarket has become the panopticon.

[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The grocery store closest to me now has cameras on each self checkout register that are labeled as AI theft protection. In practice what that means is if you hover an item over the bagging area, even for a second, before scanning it it stops you and then plays the video of you “stealing” until the bored teenager making minimum wage comes over and just presses “continue” because they don’t give a shit and the line for the registers is like 10 people long.

It’s that long because despite having like 20 registers designed to be staffed by actual people they rarely open more than one because they fired most employees years ago. So now self checkout is basically the only option, even for people buying a months worth of groceries for a family of 8

I hate the future

[–] mrmaplebar@fedia.io 4 points 23 hours ago

Yep, exactly my experience at basically all the grocery stores near me.

Self-checkout used to be quick and easy, now it's just an exercise in patience and being treated like a crook.

[–] AceOnTrack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 14 hours ago

I prefer self checkout because I am a terrible cashier and keep forgetting to scan things or the wrong things. Did you know that a kilo of carrots is very cheap? And that you can put anything you want on the self scale to print a matching barcode?

[–] Slashme@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

At my local supermarket, I scan every product while I shop, then scan my phone at the self checkout terminal, and then walk out. The payment is via the app. My groceries are at this point either in the trolley, so that I can load them into my pannier bags on my bike, or if I came on foot, they're already in my backpack or in the shopping bags I brought with me.

So. Much. Better than queueing at a checkout counter and having someone scan my groceries and then having to handle them again.

[–] itsprobablyfine@sh.itjust.works 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

How does this work with produce? It all needs to be weighed right?

[–] Slashme@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

There's a scale with a printer in the fruit and veg section. You weigh your produce and scan the barcode that comes out of the printer and stick it on.

Same with the Pfandautomat.

[–] srasmus@slrpnk.net 3 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Now this is interesting. Based on your use of "trolley" I can assume you aren't from the US. Is there anything stopping you from throwing some extra items in the cart and walking out without scanning? I can't imagine this happening in the states unless they could ensure you pay every penny first.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

U.S. definitely has that system. In the Boston area the stores called "Stop & Shop" have the handheld scanners. Or, you can use your phone. It's not 100% of their stores, but, most.

I personally like it. I usually have one canvas bag and buy no more than a handful of items.

I understand the complaints about self checkout and agree it's unfortunate that it cuts back on # of employees.

[–] Slashme@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Yep, Germany.

The first time you use the system you get checked - they scan a few items in your purchase and check that it's all been scanned. Thereafter maybe every 10th purchase gets randomly checked.

[–] Gumus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 14 hours ago

Rule #1: If you see someone shoplifting groceries, no you didn't.

Also here (not in US) people just don't casually steal whenever there's an opportunity...

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 19 hours ago

To each their own. Some folk prefer a bit of banter and the human touch.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Personally I love using the machines. I don't want to hear a clerk's personal opinions or comments. People have lost a sense of professionalism.

However. If you are going to only have 6 machines available, and people waiting for long periods, you need to give Self Check users a 10% discount for their hard work. Either that or have all 30 machines open at all times.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 18 hours ago

Also you don't have to deal with them bagging stuff in whatever random order they scan stuff in.

[–] Lumelore@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I'm autistic so I really like self checkout but they've definitely gotten shittier over time. Many of the problems with them are really just the store itself being shitty and not self checkout.

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 1 points 13 hours ago

I'm autistic and I hate most self checkouts. The video of me doing things and the bright blinking "we're recording" light push me into sensory overload, especially after I've spent spoons on a big shopping trip.

Some are fine. I like them a decade ago before they had so many screens and blinking lights.

[–] rakzcs@piefed.social 13 points 1 day ago

You sound like someone who complains about pumping your own gas.

I prefer self-checkout, a lot faster. Especially when you can scan your products with your phone while shopping.

[–] turdburglar@piefed.social 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

shop at aldi. the prices are better, a lot of the food is better, and you don’t give your money to kroger.

we switched to aldi and our grocery bill went down by 1/3 immediately. kroger sucks.

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[–] Sergio@piefed.social 14 points 1 day ago

the Kroger corporation

There was your mistake. Kroger is a nightmare from dystopian hell.

It used to be a friendly place but no, that wasn't enough money for them.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I've waited in register lines while people hurry through the self-checkout like lightening. I refuse to self-checkout unless there is an automatic 10% discount. My labour means something.

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 2 points 13 hours ago

And my time is just as valuabke, probably moreso. I don't need to wait for some fumbling cashier to ask how my day was.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 14 points 1 day ago

I like the ones where you scan the item while putting it into your cart much more. I can sort everything into my reusable bags right away. No needless shifting from the shelf to the cart to the cashier to the bag to the cart into the better bags in my car.

Only easier thing is when we order online and they put everything into sturdy baskets you can borrow instead of bags.

[–] DonAntonioMagino@feddit.nl 3 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

I only use self-checkout if it isn’t annoying. Albert Heijn in the Netherlands has self-checkouts which are mostly quiet. You can scan your groceries there, or get a scanning ‘pistol’ at the entrance to do it beforehand. You are checked at random by underpaid 16-year-olds, the only real downside. This is really annoying when you’ve already packed your groceries, as they have to scan them all to see if it matches what you’ve scanned yourself. And those 16-year-olds as a result have to deal with annoyance and even aggressivenes by customers.

On the other hand, self-checkouts at the Lidl here (used to) show you on film and be overly loud, every step being explained at volume level 10. If self-checkout sucks this much, I’ll just wait in line at the normal cash register. I’m pretty sure it has improved there as well in the meantime, but I now go to the cash register at Lidl anyway.

[–] paraplu@piefed.social 1 points 9 hours ago

The audit seems way less common if an AH card is scanned. Maybe like once a month?

[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

This is really annoying when you’ve already packed your groceries, as they have to scan them all to see if it matches what you’ve scanned yourself. And those 16-year-olds as a result have to deal with annoyance and even aggressivenes by customers.

If they are paranoid people arent being honest, maybe they shouldn't have self checkouts. Personally i would just ignorem and walk out. Once i paid for it, its mine.

[–] DonAntonioMagino@feddit.nl 1 points 11 hours ago

Interesting thought, but the ‘you’ve been selected for a check’ (or however it’s phrased) message comes up before you pay.

[–] alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 2 points 20 hours ago

Thé best self checkout is decathlon.

No scanning. Just throw everything in and you're done.

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