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[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 hours ago

Under, Over, Pepsi Cola! One-a-baba, two-a-baba, un deux trois!

[–] stolig@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Jingle bells Batman smells…

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Ah. You're from the post-Simpsons generation. Prior to the Simpsons writers popularising the egg line, the most common version had "Robin flew away".

Where I am, the next lines usually had Batman losing his underpants in a location that rhymed with "(a)way", most often a motorway.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

robin's been laying an egg since at least the 1970s

[–] unknown@piefed.social 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

This one was a clapping game rhyme.

Miss Mary Mac Mac Mac

All dressed in black black black

With silver buttons buttons buttons

All down her back back back

There was more, something about her house and pushing someone down stairs I think but I can't remember.

[–] AlexCory21@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Ring around the Rosie Pocket full of posies Ashes ashes We all fall down!

Tic-Tac-Toe 3-in-a-row Barney got shot by a GI Joe Called the doctor, the doctor said Whoop! Barney's dead

[–] unknown@piefed.social 3 points 14 hours ago

I've not heard that second one, bet it was popular tho, I know primary school aged me would've found it hysterical and repeated it endlessly.

[–] QuadratureSurfer@piefed.social 1 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I love you, you love me... Then something about ganging up on Barnie...

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Let's get together and kill Barney

[–] QuadratureSurfer@piefed.social 1 points 22 minutes ago

That's the one!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

🎵I hate you,

You hate me,

We're a fucked up family🎵

Was definitely popular on the playground when I was a kid.

As was "diarrhea, chachacha"

[–] crwth@piefed.zip 1 points 14 hours ago

Jingle bells Jingle bells, Santa Claus is dead // GI Joe the Eskimo shot him in the head.

Row row row your boat, gently down the stream // Throw your teacher overboard and listen to her scream.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school // We have tortured every teacher and we've broken every rule.

Chinese, Japanese, Dirty knees, Look at these.

[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 4 points 20 hours ago

Saßen zwei Gestalten

auf dem Donnerbalken

und sie schrien

nach Klopapier

Klopapier ...

Und dann kam der Dritte

Setzt sich in die Mitte

Und sie schrien

nach Klopapier

Klopapier ... (this continues counting till ten. It's about an old fashioned wooden many-seated outhouse without toiletpaper which breaks down in the end. It's one of two songs about poop my dad taught us, which briefly made my brother and me the rockstars of the playground. Poop!)

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 points 17 hours ago
  • I've Been Working On The Railroad.
  • There was an Old Man Named Michael Finnegan.
[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Postman pat, Postman pat, Postman pat ran over his cat. Blood and guts went fly-ing, Postman pat was cry-ing, That will teach him not to drink and drive

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I remember the last line as "Have you ever seen a cat as flat as that?"

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 2 points 8 hours ago

That rhymes way better

[–] Chaunticleer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Skibidi dab dab dee yes yes

Skibidi dab dab dee dee

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I don't remember. It was a very long time ago.

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 hours ago

Honestly fair

[–] _deleted_@aussie.zone 0 points 18 hours ago

Ri ra rutsch, wir fahren mit der Kutsch

[–] username_1@programming.dev -1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Local for my region/culture, obviously.

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 hours ago

The question is asking specifics