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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment

Just showing off, excuse me
Well, username checks out.
Genuinely made me laugh
I had key caps like that in grad school both in my home and school computers. Made it real awkward when friends would come over and try to use my computer for something (e.g. look up some songs to put on a Spotify playlist).
well i have no friends, so am safe
My main keyboard was a blank das keyboard for a while, and I had a Fisher price learning keyboard that I'd pull out for my friends if my keyboard intimidated them.
I had a more sedate keyboard for those I didn't know well enough.
That is very funny trolling and exactly how one should treat their friends
I can handle most typing by touch but there's no way I'm going to remember the ampersand, carrot, and percentage keys.
They didn't teach typing when I was in school. I guess it's an assumed skill? Anywho, I still knew what those notches/bumps were for :3
Out of curiosity, about when were you in grade school? I learned touch typing in the late 90s in middle school. I remember laminated construction paper taped to each keyboard so we could learn visually first, then had to flip it over and cover our hands to start developing the muscle memory for each set of keys.
The best typing training I ever got was IRC. You had to learn to type fast or some idiot wouldn't know how wrong he was.
This definitely prepared me for a career where 90% of my interaction with coworkers is via chat.
Arguing with strangers on the internet taught me more than any teacher ever could.
I took typing lessons back in the mid ‘90’s, which was VERY uncommon for teens to do. When we got the first online multiplayer games, they only had text chat. I certainly had the fastest, foulest mouth in chat 😂
While I can also say IRC, wasn't anything like proving someone wrong, just keeping up with the speed of the conversation required being able to type without looking at the keyboard.
Well... Ill explain for somebody who doesnt know:
Those are four your index finger. For the left and right hand.
So you can always have a base point for your typing without looking
Those are four your index finger.
But I only have two index fingers. Is that why I’m not good at typing?
As a blind computer user I'm shocked at how many people forget touch typing exists. I learned earlier than most, by necessity, and didn't have to take the then-mandatory keyboarding classes in middle school.
Born in time to ask shitty questions on Twitter.
Born too late to JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT.
They don’t teach much of anything anymore. Schools are babysitters that give grades.
They don't teach typing anymore. Which is like. Makes zero sense.
I see college kids typing out essays with two index fingers.
No one learns typing unless forced. It's super boring.
They need to make it mandatory in public schools. Or future generations will be unable to type properly.
I learned it back in like 8th grade or something.
Is anybody gonna tell this oblivious 30 year old who's not particularly bad at typing what the lines are for?
So you can place your index fingers on the correct key without looking at the keyboard.
Doesn't really have to do whether youre good or bad. When they teach you officially, they show you that the j and f are the home row where your index fingers go. If you're self taught you might not know that and that's totally fine as long as you can still type.
I grew up with a computer in the 80s and for years i would stare at the keyboard while mentally keeping track of what I was typing.
I took keyboarding in middle school and learned to touch type but it took years of practice to break the habits I formed as a child.
Now I'll be typing something and my husband will walk in so I'll pause and look over to see what he needs. One time he said "don't stop on my account" so I started typing again while staring at him.
I can hold a full conversation while doing this but have to slow down to around 60wpm to avoid transcribing the conversation.
I took typing (on a typewriter) in eighth grade for the same reason I took Home Ec--that's where the girls were. I didn't know I'd actually be using the skill just a couple of years later.
My kid grew up in front of a computer, before such things were rightfully frowned upon. He taught himself to type, I've watched him do it. He uses the first two fingers of each hand and a thumb for the space bar. He types as fast as I do, which is to say, I've never been a particularly fast typist, but I get by okay.
What I never learned to do, because I don't do it much, is type with two thumbs on a phone.
While we're at it: Fuck those ASUS designers that decided to put those nubbins on W key. Republic of gamers my ass, ⇥a21` you.
People look at me like I'm taking crazy pills when I bring up The Typing of the Dead. Literally House of the Dead with a keyboard. You type or you die. It brings that Dark Souls energy to Mavis Beacon's doorstep.
Even if they would teach it, people are forgetting so much of what they learned at school.
One of my friends from High School posted that meme about how school didn't prepare him properly for life, because he doesn't know how to do taxes, but at least he knows that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
I had to comment: "I sat next to you in civics class, where we literally filled out fake tax forms to prepare us for doing taxes.".
It's ridiculous.
I can't forget it. The evil teacher put a box over our hands and keyboard so we couldn't see our fingers. The typing software made a beep every time we made a mistake and summoned the teacher. The exams where timed and every mistake you made in the final copy (you basically had to copy a paper document) cost you a grade.
I still fuck up sometimes today due to sometimes using keyboards with US, DE or Apple layouts but in general I'm quite fast and never need to look at my hands.
I had a typing class in early high school on a regular old typewriter. We had computers, but not enough for a whole class to learn typing.
Seemed to become a rarer skill in the late 80s early 90s. It’s now at the point where I’m surprised if a co-op or younger coworker knows how to touch type. So strange with how “everything is computer” for so many jobs. How it is not a prerequisite for computer science courses blows my mind. I don’t think I could manage it.