He watched Pulp Fiction. That's it.
That's the whole story.
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next he is gonna say they had chatgpt discover it.
seriously though he is probably using a very loose definition of death like "heart stopped 1ms ago" under which umbrella we already have shots like adrenaline.
He's going to do a Jesus?
he means the ones hes taking now, cocaine and adderall.
You now what I don't believe you Krasnov. Prove it yourself.
We are so blessed to be living in a time where the president of the United States says these things. Lmfo. :)
Our president is a snake oil salesman. Not even a new thing for him either. This is definitely part of some money making scheme just like his quinine bullshit.
The remarks appeared to be connected to the Right to Try Act, legislation Trump signed during his first administration that allows terminally ill patients to pursue experimental treatments not yet fully approved.
There ya go, just another scam in the end
There ya go, just another scam in the end
All in all it's just another scam in the end
Please let this be the beginning of the zombie apocalypse.
This started at least 10 years ago when they voted in Trump the first time.
someone has asked chatgpt "can this drug bring people back to life?" 😂
How? How the fuck can anyone listen to this cunt and think "yep, this is the guy who should be president!"
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
He made them proud to be racist again. For that they'll follow him all the way to hell.
After all that has happened I would only be slightly surprised if the Trump regime starts a zombie apocalypse.
At least i wouldn't have to go back to work.
👉🤓👉
He should try one that does the opposite.
The possible of death are many.
A single drug could never avert all possible causes.
He and his followers believe in magic.
After several minutes it's meaningless to restart a heart anyway, as irreversible brain damage will occur. We already can restart a recently stopped heart by injecting them with epinephrine (adrenaline.)
Average MAGA Magic enthusiast.
Damn this is funny
they also love the wrath of god card its a white card that destroy all creatures and prevent regeneration.
They don't believe in magic. They want YOU to believe in magic.
This is how scientists feel in public since 2025...
Indeed they do. Their entire world view is based on magical thinking. Its not unique to trump sycophants either. Being raised in a religion trains the brain to believe in magic. It's all so silly.
This is 100% because scientists from Cuba (and Argentina) have just revealed a potential cure for some kinds of lung cancer
Didn’t he say this a few weeks ago? Presumably opening the UFO files didn’t distract from the Epstein files enough, so he’s switching from aliens to zombies
I don’t know if any of this stupid discussion is real, but if it is, then we also have time travel, because the post mentions that the zombie drug was announced on May 11.
Ah I didn't catch the date, I just assumed it was a recent reaction to something, and that stuck out as the obvious recent development to me
Right to Try Act
I’m going off rip here because I haven’t educated myself on it, but this seems suspiciously like the Citizen’s United of human testing at first glance and because Trump is promoting it.
The turnip saw someone wake up from anesthesia...
Or someone get hit with narcan during an OD.
See see! Back from the dead, he was the best dead, and now he's the best alive.
So Trump flatlined and they brought him back? Big mistake if so.
No we can tell it wasn't him in the example because he said people were crying about their loved ones death.
TEARS IN THEIR EYES, THEY SAID WELCOME BACK SIR!
Test it in him
He's already undead
hes kept alive by nose powder. Lich and the elderly congress people have thier phylacteries.
Too late, he's already decomposing.
not if he is pumped full of preservatives from eating mcodonalds.
I can’t do this timeline.
What do you think he was talking about with his doctor that made them bring up a drug that brings people back from the dead?
The president went on to address how such medications get tested, adding, “And some [drugs] don’t work. You learn very fast. It’s called the ultimate test, I think, right? They test all these things. They use animals all over the place, they use everything to test because a person’s going to die.”
Might have been some crank lobbying Trump to allow the sale of a particular snake oil.
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yeah you know what with the way things have been going at this point it honestly wouldn't surprise me if the Umbrella Corporation actually existed an the T-Virus was a real thing. I'm just waiting for them to announce a couple dudes named Spencer and Wesker being named to some position in the administration.
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It's a trap! It gives dead people autism.
Please take me back to the real world. I don’t like this fever dream anymore
Not the flex he thinks it is
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