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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 1 day ago (4 children)

If we're really committed to not going by solar time, everything should be UTC.

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I'm an American, and I refuse to switch to metric time.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, how else would you say "a quarter past eight", like "15 centimeters past eight"? It makes no sense!

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago
[–] mech@feddit.org 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

OK then keep using your 12 Football innings per school shooting.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Danm.......ha ha

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[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

[Runs away hissing] 2026-06-05T18:25:00+00:00

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 points 20 hours ago

This thread has been cleansed

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Why not? What's wrong with having a day composed of 1000 chroners, or 1 kilochroner which can be divided into either 10 centichroners or 100 decachroners?

We can even divide each chroner into 1000 millichroners, or for scientific purposes, a million microchroners, a billion nanochroners, or a trillion picochroners.

So much more sense than 60 seconds times 60 minutes times 24 hours. What even is a second, anyway? When was it defined as a constant, by whom, and against what reference? It's completely arbitrary, I tell you!

And then when you extend that to 7 days, times 4 to 4.43 weeks, times 12 months before you finally get into decimals (decades, centuries, millenia, etc.), it's insanity!

[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

As a true believer in SI units, nonetheless:

When was it [the "second", the smallest unit of time-measure under insanity-rules for unit hierarchy] defined as a constant, by whom, and against what reference?

I have to notice, as a long-time student of being-a-person - for ~most folks, a "second" is reasonably close to the length of a single heartbeat. It's imprecise (badly depending on lots of stuff), and so maybe I'm just finding coincidence that has nothing to do with anything.

BUT if we're talkin bout earliest references for attempting to "measure" ongoing time, I mean, look no further, fellow probable-human-with-heartbeat!

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

60 bpm is about typical for a resting heart rate, I suppose. So that could make sense.

About as much sense as positing that humans use decimal numeral systems (ignoring whatever the fuck the Romans used) because they have ten fingers.

No way to really confirm, but it seems a likely guess.

I wonder if Parmenides talks about it at all...

Also, how did they even standardize this before digital clocks? Like did the first clock maker tell all his apprentices "This clock ticks every second. One tick is one second. Every clock you make must tick at exactly the same rate."

[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 20 hours ago

Easy-peasy, first clock-maker set their metronome to 60 bpm, fiddled with the fiddly bits on the clock until no one could hear a difference. Said to apprentices, "see?"

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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Actual metric time was a fiasco I've always been fascinated by

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 19 hours ago

Thanks for posting this. That was an interesting read.

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[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I've made this argument so many times. It just makes things so much easier when dealing internationally

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

If we're not going by solar time we should go with TAI. Fuck leap seconds.

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[–] Sneezydinosaur@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's crazy to me how people keep making memes where the group with Florida isn't a part of the mental illness. Really speaks to the severity of their mental illness.

[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 21 hours ago

Florida is really more like a global epicenter of mental illness, unique and distinct, lol. Magnetically attracting the unwell of various stripes, concentrating and uhhh...cultivating that funk, which of course can't help but radiate outwards, given the frightening densities of "wtf?"

Apparently even tryna think about how to classify the place causes weird distortion effects.

[–] mimavox@piefed.social 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Or, you can do like China and just dictate that everything is one timezone, regardless of longitude.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 3 points 18 hours ago

It would be really weird going to work at 5am instead of 8am, despite the sun being out

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago

Welp, it's 1 PM in Hawaii, time to go settle in for the night.

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Real shit. No cap. No lies told.

I'm very old.

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (9 children)

What's 'Mountain'? I've seen TV shows advertised as Eastern, then their voice gets quiet and they mention Central. Sometimes they do the same for Pacific. Never heard of 'Mountain.' Sounds fake.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

What’s ‘Mountain’?

Its a really big hill that is hard to climb.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 day ago

Surely you can't be serious?

- Kate Bush and Sisyphus, simultaneously

[–] Starik@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

If you live in Eastern, you’ve heard Central on tv or the radio because it neighbors you and some people in Central might be getting the same broadcast. You’ve heard Pacific because a lot of media is out of LA. There’s nothing important in the Mountain time zone, and it’s far away from you, so you don’t hear about it often.

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

"It's Mountain Time" is what your mom says when she calls me.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago

Never heard of 'Mountain.' Sounds fake.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

there's only like 8 people there, so it doesn't really matter.

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[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It's 245pm in California right now.

If you go to parts of Arizona they might tell you it's 345pm. Ask in Phoenix and they'll say 245pm.

Ask in Phoenix in the winter and they remember to say hour different from Pacific time.

They can't get the story straight.

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[–] Imperious_melange@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The ISS uses UTC but they have a sunrise and sunset every 45 minutes so it's not really connected to the sun like us terrestrials.

[–] Romkslrqusz@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Must be wild living somewhere in the middle of a state right at a time zone border

Specially that eastern Oregon / western Idaho pocket where you gain an hour going far enough north, south, or west lol

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I lived within 20 min of the EST and CST split for a couple years. It is wild. Doing anything informal like meeting with friends was fine because we'd just say "come by in 2 hours." Other times it was awful, leaving home at 7:45pm to go to the grocery store across town and arriving 90 minutes later after they closed sucked lol

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Even within a time zone things can be odd because of how big they are. Like you've got sunlight in the summer in Maine until like 8 but in Michigan it's 9.

[–] impairedimperator@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Nah. Not really. Time zones don't follow state boundaries because they generally follow natural population boundaries.

[–] smeg@infosec.pub 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's a little bizarre that the Netherlands, or especially Spain, are in the time zone centered on basically Berlin. Damn WW2. The sun doesn't set until nearly 23:00 this time of year, and during winter isn't up until nearly 08:00.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Sounds pretty normal, even quite lax from a Northern European viewpoint. Is it supposed to be different?

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I guess we don't have the concept of time in Canada (or Mexico) based on this map. Thats also ignoring all of the other world timezones

edit: I'd also label anything American mental illness but I'd be catching my own strays given I'm in EST

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Confirmed. I’m in Canada and I’m always late.

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