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[–] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 9 points 18 hours ago

If the above didn't include @HunterBiden I wouldnt be able to tell if it was pro or anti hunter biden. Mostly sounds like resume padding but I bet of I looked into it I'd find something to dislike about each item. Chairman of public policy? Literally 100% of people residing in the US have significant problems with public policy, so whatve you done about fixing any of those contradictory problems?

Whose bragging about amtrack these days?

Ive never heard of Boise Schiller flexner bit I'm sure its some kind of demon.

If he can actually run a meeting that would be one thing i didn't know. but probably at this level they just have secretaries to actually do stuff right?

Listing your BA? You are a rich person of course you have a BA. Rich people are not impressed by that and it just pisses off everyone else. Dont even mention the subject, because its more important where you got it = not even pretending to have learned anything academic.

Whatever he paid for this sad sad piece of ?promotion? he got ripped off unless it also came with a few nice feet pix.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 18 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The Hunter Biden you may not know:

nepotism

nepotism

nepotism

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 11 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

you forgot coke and adult women

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 14 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

That's the Hunter that he's pretty confident we do know, I was talking about the "new information" in his post.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 9 points 22 hours ago
[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 7 points 20 hours ago

Those are the only relatable parts.

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 72 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

hunter no ones gives a rat's ass about all your nepo baby positions we like you because you smoked crack. get with the program.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dont forget liking phat Latina adult ass in the age of pedophiles.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You know the country be cooked when someone gets accolades for fucking adult women.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

When "and everyone involved was a consenting adult?" is a normal political question instead of shit you only hear when Chris Hanson is nearby

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It was too good to be true. The whole time I saw him post it was like "what are the Dems trying to sell me?"

It's probably an experiment in the ratio of rehabilitation to actually bareable rhetoric so they can see how shitty of a candidate they can run and find the local minimum of upside to actually give the appearance of opposition.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm sure the rules respecting fart sniffer libs will go gaga over his bonafides but the rest of us know him for his rock smoking antics.

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

i absolutely hate drugs but it's genuinely the most charming thing about him. literally the only thing that doesn't make him look like a ghoul.

[–] JakenVeina@midwest.social 9 points 21 hours ago

Yeah, he's deeeeeeefinitely got himself a PR firm.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 8 points 20 hours ago

It being the silliest possible reality only increases its possibility.

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

4+ years on the board of a European countries' national oil company

can chief a 3.5 rock in one hit

large peenus

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 7 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Hunter, keep that shit on linked in, the rest of the world absolutely does not care about any of this

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 34 points 1 day ago

Will give High Speed Rail a new meaning hunter

[–] ghosts@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Literally none of his accomplishments mean anything because his daddy bought them and he was probably just methed out the whole time

OMG the son of a career politician went to Yale wowza he must be a brain genius!!

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

i think a lot of people would take president meth over the last couple guys

[–] ghosts@hexbear.net 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I think the dems could run literally anybody on earth, good or bad, and they'd find a way to lose to the republican candidate by one swing state

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 6 points 18 hours ago

yeah they'd skip campaigning in one of them and not listen to the guy who says they ougt to

[–] Moomoo_Milk@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

Oh look, I was right. Blue MAGA Trump time. Can't wait to see this project go down in flames in a couple years.

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

i liked crackhead hunter better this new hunter sucks

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

As a recovering alcoholic I want everyone to know that a relapse is never worth it, but damn this guy needs to get back on the rock

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

No Burisma? No sale.

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

adjunct professor. Unless my class consists of watching drugs be consumed I'd ask for a class change or my money back.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

So... I confiscated your electronic devices for obvious reasons. But all of you should have paper notebooks as instructed. Take notes. And sketch if you are able. We will begin. The first step in Hittin' the Pipe is...

[–] Flaps@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You know what, America deserves a president who smokes crack

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 7 points 22 hours ago

entering our Rob Ford era, funny that it's usually Canadian politics that are a decade behind the US

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Vice Chairman of Amtrak

Heh.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tom Goes To The Mayor vice mayor episode.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Mayor's Office, come in in sir

[–] miz@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

didn't list the no-show board position at Burisma?

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago