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So I am applying for jobs and there is this company i stumbled upon...in their job application they literally ask you for your grades in school. They require you have a Bachelors degree btw. So what the fuck? And they also require you to justify why your grades are low if they are low. Bitch I am in my mid 20s with a degree, why tf my school grades matter? it is called "Canonical" and you can see the application on their website btw. Fucking idiots.

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[–] one_old_coder@piefed.social 57 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ubuntu Canonical? They are famously crazy with psychological tests. There are some horror stories on Hacker News about it.

[–] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

Yueng the kind of psychological tests that have been proven to be absolutely worthless, scientifically.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm 40 now, with a master's. I applied for a job where they asked for my undergraduate transcripts. I had them on hand, but I almost laughed the employer out of the proverbial building.

What bearing would my course work from checks notes 17 fucking years ago (Christ I'm a geezer) have on anything? I've got 15 years of solid experience in my field. Gtfo.

[–] GoldIcecream@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Linux was meant to be for the people, for the common tech guy, yet these idiots found a way to make it elitist.

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

There's a reason Canonical is a massive player in linux space, but can't seem to find anyone to work for them. An organization with thier mission intent would be a dream if they weren't lunatics.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago

Fuck that, C’s get degrees

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 7 points 2 days ago

The ubuntu guys???

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago

My grades are mediocre because beer was £1 a pint, and also because I’m a collection of competing neurodivergent systems.

[–] walden@wetshav.ing 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I had to provide my high school and college transcripts for my job. I also had to list every job I've ever had along with the names of my bosses going back to the beginning of high school.

The application and interview were very difficult, but it was for a dream job so I didn't mind.

[–] searabbit@piefed.social 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Damn that's almost more paperwork than getting a clearance.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

You ain't lying. I'm contractor level though so it was not more than some interviews with previous relations .

[–] JoeKrogan@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Who tf remembers that. I only know my college overall one. Couldnt tell you what the individual subject grades were and dont care. Just make them up for this bullshit.

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Just contribute to Mint instead if you want to be in the Ubuntu ecosystem. Or can you move upstream to Debian?

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can I get hired by Hannah Montana Linux?

[–] GoldIcecream@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

No, but the ICarly linux might want to hire you

[–] GoldIcecream@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I really just want a job...do you have any offers? (cant stop getting rejected)

I can't even afford to offer you an egg in this trying time.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

“My gpa was a 9.3. Oh, you were one of those kids who were told it only went up to 4? I guess that’s a justification as to why your scores were so low.”