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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] Big@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Stingray named Finger:

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I learned this from my favorite show, Everybody Stings Raymond

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Also, it's less of a sting and more of a stab so Stabray

[–] Vampire@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

why? Ray's lovely, he makes me tea

[–] miz@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

oh he's so cute, and his haunches are so powerful. I'll name him Stabros Halkias

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well Stabanyone as previously established

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

equal opportunity stabbin

[–] ghosts@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Ay, we got a new Steve Irwin over 'ere.

"I should be fine with this little fella, because my name is Steve..."

HARD CUT!

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

They hide beneath the sand, lying in wait for Doug.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Wtf I thought I was safe

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Lesser known, unpopular prototype before Blu-ray

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you steve for showing everyone what happens when you make a career out of annoying wild animals

[–] FromPieces@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

I heard they only discovered that after the Irwin tragedy

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

They can even make a movement to sting you if you're not in a linear path to their tails.

Stingsquiggle didn't sound as good though.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

seems unfair