Stingray named Finger:

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Stingray named Finger:

I learned this from my favorite show, Everybody Stings Raymond
Also, it's less of a sting and more of a stab so Stabray
why? Ray's lovely, he makes me tea
oh he's so cute, and his haunches are so powerful. I'll name him Stabros Halkias
Well Stabanyone as previously established
equal opportunity stabbin

Ay, we got a new Steve Irwin over 'ere.
"I should be fine with this little fella, because my name is Steve..."
HARD CUT!
They hide beneath the sand, lying in wait for Doug.
Wtf I thought I was safe
Lesser known, unpopular prototype before Blu-ray
Thank you steve for showing everyone what happens when you make a career out of annoying wild animals
I heard they only discovered that after the Irwin tragedy
They can even make a movement to sting you if you're not in a linear path to their tails.
Stingsquiggle didn't sound as good though.
seems unfair