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[–] mmmm@sopuli.xyz 6 points 5 hours ago

My wisdom teeth were growing sideways without me realizing for 29 years of my life so they had to be removed. They appointed me to this dentist that told me since they were so big and doing so much presure against the other teeth they had to be sliced up in pieces so she could extract them piece by piece.

This girl did put so much force and did so much pressurre against my jaw it dislocated and I felt like she was tearing it apart from my skull. I put my fist below it but felt like she was about to sink it in my chest. Did some mumbling due to the pain and discomfort (and because I was a bit scared too) and she had the audacity to, basically, call me a pussy.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 66 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

They don’t do that if you floss daily, barring gum disease. Once you start it’s going to feel gross to not do it daily.

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub -1 points 3 hours ago

They don’t do that if you floss daily

Truth, and the crux of OP’s joke. In the interest of preempting inevitable contrarian protest: Yes, obviously you can also make healthy gums bleed, but it requires more direct damage or prolonged irritation than anything expected during routine prophylaxis.

Once you start it’s going to feel gross to not do it daily

Tip I heard long ago: forget blood, try smelling your floss instead.

Blood can indicate gingivitis, but that takes days or weeks to develop (and clears just as quickly with proper flossing).

But if you smell your floss instead, you can detect even a day or two of failing to floss, as your floss will smell like bad breath. It’s also all the incentive most people need to floss, because no one wants bad breath.

[–] iguessimlemming@lemmy.ml 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Interdental brushes are the way! No more gum issues since I started, and one habit I'm proud I developed. I had an xray where they showed how much the bacteria had eaten away at my roots - scared straight.

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 hours ago

doesnt fit in between my teeth at all

[–] xylol@leminal.space 23 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

But then your teeth end up looking like this instead of nicely packed in with plaque

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 hours ago

I love a Flapjack reference!

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 hours ago

Well, yeah. That’s the nookie for all the plaque to evade the brush.

[–] MJKee9@lemmy.world 22 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Too many folks ITT with bad oral hygiene. Brush your teeth twice a day and floss at least once a day. I grew up in a very poor area and seeing sick folks who also had rotten and missing teeth made me realize how much dental health is connected with someone's overall health.

[–] JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 0 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Fuck it I'm not flossing daily. It's annoying enough to occasionally clean my braces.

I actually get nauseous while touching the inside of my mouth with a toothbrush (or when standing for too long, so that problem might be exclusive to me).

I'd rather just kill myself than have to brush more than two times a day and floss regularly.

[–] hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 hours ago

If you have braces you really should have a water flosser. I'm kind of surprised your ortho didn't recommend one, as mine made it a requirement

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

You can look forward to losing all your teeth later in life then.

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 43 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I've often imagined a little comic strip where a dentist goes to the doctor. the doctor draws blood for tests, or gives an injection, or just pokes/cuts the dentist for no reason. the doctor then says "you're bleeding because you don't shower enough"

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 11 hours ago

There is one like that out there, although the doctor says it's because he hasn't been flossing.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 hours ago

You make me remember that girl making a painting of a greek man taking residence in front of her shower, charging her to use it, because she dreamt it.

[–] Bonus@mander.xyz 20 points 11 hours ago

(Jams sharp objects into gums)

You have some sensitivity caused by not flossing!

[–] Float@startrek.website 10 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

"your teeths enamel is so important for dental health! That's why I'm going to have this bored 23 year old woman scratch the fuck out of your teeth so they develop cavities later!"

[–] captain_solanum@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 hours ago

Let he who flosses each and every day poke the first gum!

[–] Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Also last time I was at a dentist appointment check out when I told the lady I didn't have insurance I'll never forget the look of disgust she gave me. Is that because they get more money from insurance companies than they get from people who pay out of pocket? They charge higher prices to insured people, right?

[–] Cypher@aussie.zone 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You gave her the poor person ick

[–] Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

If I was poor how do you think I was able to pay out of pocket? I just didn't have dental insurance because I didn't have a job (which is the only way US citizens can get healthcare) because I had enough money that I didn't need a job.

[–] Cypher@aussie.zone 2 points 4 hours ago

I’m not saying it makes sense just explaining the reaction.

[–] devaly@ani.social 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

They are gaslighting you to justify them sucking at their job

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 0 points 6 hours ago

A simple Google search would explain why it happens.

[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world -2 points 6 hours ago

Holy fuck, I’m going to need like 90% of the people in this thread to stop exhaling in public, which is going to be hard because I’m pretty sure there’s a large overlap with that group and mouth breathers.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

if you're not using an electric toothbrush with a rotating head that's on the level of a $30 sonicare or oral B toothbrush you're killing your teeth through negligence

Like, no, for real, if you're reading this and don't have one stop whatever the fuck you are doing and purchase one immediately

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

What dentists are y'all going to?

[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world -4 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Ones that don't whittle on about flossing. In fact, one told me he preferred it if people didn't because they were just pushing bacteria into their gums.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 14 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

Don't go back to that dentist..... There's a ton of research that proves flossing works as intended. Bacteria are really small, they don't need assistance to go into your gums. The point of flossing is that it removes the food and biofilm that gets stuck between teeth that bacteria feed upon and multiply.

[–] MoffKalast@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

It definitely at least stops plaque from forming, which otherwise irritates the gums so they eventually recede. Some people somehow just don't get plaque for some reason so in that case it's maybe pointless, but most people do.

It is funny though how dentists still feel closer to some kind of village shaman. Each performing their weird rituals, absolutely convinced that they're correct and all others are clearly wrong. Probably because they're not actual doctors and also happen to have a horrible monetary conflict of interest to let people have terrible teeth.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 2 points 4 hours ago

Some people somehow just don't get plaque for some reason so in that case it's maybe pointless, but most people do.

Brushing twice a day, properly (with good toothpaste and a good electric toothbrush) basically eliminates the need for flossing.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Whoa. Citations on this? I rememberJeff Donn did an expose on this released by the AP in 2016 and it turns out that there really wasn't good quality data on flossing at all. Has this changed since then?

Here ya go.

Determining what is and isn't quality data is kinda open to semantic interpretation. The reason there isn't a huge study like what you see with cancer or heart disease is because something like flossing is dependent on accurate and honest self reporting from participants. And it's not exactly something you can really tell if your participants are being diligent or not at a large scale.

[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 3 points 10 hours ago

lol bad dentist. Flossing is the only thing that has stopped my teeth from falling apart. Went from a cavity or root canal every couple years to near perfect checkups time after time. I brushed before, too.

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 hours ago

Naw don't say that I just started flossing daily ;-;