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[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have we really reached the level of absurdity that reality is indistinguishable from satire?

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm only 90% sure this is fake.

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Honestly it's 50/50 for me

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

The only thing that makes me lean fake is the "John"

[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

he'd never thank anyone. looks like casino money so almost likely. probably better than w/e really happens

[–] Maroon@lemmy.world 432 points 3 days ago (10 children)

See the problem with posts on Trump these days is that I genuinely do not know if it is a joke or a real post.

[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 88 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 46 points 3 days ago

Trump is the harmful kind of joke, like those that perpetuate racist stereotypes.

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago

After he posted himself as Jesus I won't be surprised by much.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 days ago

Does he ever write out the J of his name?

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[–] nroth@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is this a shitpost or real?

[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

I actually think it's a pretty big miss that we didn't have a $250 bill planned for the country's 250th anniversary. Inflation makes a $250 bill reasonable.

Of course Trump on the bill is an abomination, but a $250 Harriet Tubman or Frederick Douglass or Paul Revere or Sam Adams would be pretty dope.

Edit: upon further thought, Revere should be on a silver coin.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Of course Trump on the bill is an abomination, but a $250 Harriet Tubman or Frederick Douglass or Paul Revere or Sam Adams would be pretty dope.

John Brown is probably too controversial but, damn, that'd be something to see.

[–] btsax@reddthat.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

FDR would be a great choice for it, Teddy Roosevelt would be a generally agreeable one though.

Also let's get a $3 bill with Harvey Milk or Brenda Howard on it, just for the fun of it.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

FDR threw 100,000 Americans into concentration camps. Get his fascist ass off the dime.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

By that logic we shouldn't have anyone in politics on any money ever. Every politician has done fucked up shit.

So I vote we replace all humans with dogs on all money.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Absolutely agree with every part of this

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[–] miraclerandy@lemmy.world 222 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (9 children)

Who’s this little guy hiding in there? 🧐

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

I am wayyy too lazy today but I desperately want to edit that to Yaranaika

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 3 days ago

Got a bit of an epstain on there

[–] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago

oh i hope its Anthony Bourdain...

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[–] pelya@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] melfie@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

I ain't givin' you no tree-fitty, you goddamn Loch Ness Monster! Get your own goddamn money!

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 61 points 3 days ago

If Trump put himself on the $250 bill he'd absolutely use an AI picture of himself as a homoerotic musclebro

[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 75 points 3 days ago

Surprised to see Epstein's ghost in the corner. Bold move

[–] mrspaz@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago
[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is a joke, right? I want to believe but this is too much

[–] faerbit@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

I'm quite certain, that this is a parody account. But it's a testament to the platform (Xitter) that I cannot check that.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

You know it's fake because he would have used his mugshot

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Inventing new bills because you can't control inflation

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

Y'all ever see that Trevor Noah/Daily Show bit about how T is America's first African Dictator president? From back in 2016?

Yeah, me neither.

[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

We know he’s trying to do the whole stick but that’s not the design yeah? 99% sure it’s not the real design and 67% sure the post is real lol

[–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago
[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

The pedo bill.

[–] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There's this bridge I'm not using much lately. I'm throwing leeting someone take it off od my hands for a very low price. DM me in truth social if interested.

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[–] Cellari@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago

You almost had me until I saw the comments and the ghost in the bill

[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Only reason I questioned this bill was because Trump doesn't look cool enough here for Donald to have ever approved it stroke or not.

Deff could see this being real soon.

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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

I’m surprised it’s not a $500 bill so he could say he’s just like Mr. Monopoly.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 days ago

Bubba needs to be on the back! Right Mr.President?

[–] caboose2006@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

This is obviously fake. Everyone knows trump's middle name is Jerkinit.

[–] meowcar42O@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 days ago

wheter this is real or not, i still find it hilarious that the word "president" is all caps, and not the word "your"

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