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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 38 minutes ago

Alright thats enough internet for today.

[–] AcornTickler@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago

Boypreggers?

[–] mech@feddit.org 2 points 2 hours ago

c/badmensanatomy

[–] NightTitan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Learn something new everyday. That's why I always wear pants while having sex.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Reminds me of those local "neighborhood gurus" you know, that one slightly older kid who would just make up some bullshit; and we would carry it as truth for the rest of our lives until hopefully corrected.

My favorite had to be "dinosaurs died to a volcano."

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago

Can balls get pregante?

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago
[–] TheGoldenV@lemmy.world 33 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

That’s not how it works. If it’s a legitimate egg the male balls have ways to try to shut that down.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 7 points 9 hours ago

Ball Torture was invented as a contraceptive method to prevent unwanted testicular pregnancies

Conservatives want to go after your ball torture

[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

This is obviously not true, only pee is stored in the balls.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

My cousin knows a guy who didn't pee for a week and his balls exploded

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 17 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Gestation is out, guystation is in.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 hours ago

Surely you gest!

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

Oh baby, let me connect my memory card and let's make some progress

[–] socsa@piefed.social 10 points 9 hours ago

Babe, wake up new Mpreg lore just dropped

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Mmhmm. 'Strue. Happened to my cousin. Had to do a modified C section to cut the baby out if his balls.

[–] mech@feddit.org 1 points 2 hours ago

Get with the times, we're doing Rust sections now.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] wieson@feddit.org 2 points 1 hour ago

a proconsul section

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I didn't know it was spelled pballs.

[–] KingKong33@lemmy.ml 12 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about human reproduction to dispute it.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The fertillized egg would die as there would be no womb to support it

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

That's what the scrotum is for, idiot!

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Finally we have found a purpose for the scrotum

[–] pmk@piefed.ca 2 points 4 hours ago

Sometimes I hold it like the handle of a pistol and pull the trigger while saying "pew! pew!"-sounds. Which is, I believe, an example of what Sartre talked about with "existence precedes essence". The scrotum existed first, and we find the purpose after?

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Don't feel bad, the reproductive cycle isn't for everyone. I guess I'll just have to take another one for science.

A thank you would be nice.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 6 points 9 hours ago

and that is how babby R formed.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Thank you for aborting the emojis. It was an important decision and I support you 100%

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I once saw a hentai where a futa was basically penis fucked by another futa and she got ball pregnant. Just wanted to trauma dump

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

That was your fault for being on the Internet in the first place.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Gonna regret finally asking this question I've been too afraid to Google for years. What is a futa? Just... Be gentle with me when you answer.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 points 1 hour ago

It's from futanari, the Japanese term for hermaphroditism. It usually boils down to "person with boobs and dick".

[–] Aremel@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 hours ago

A lady with a dingdong.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Makes me curious if the thing from Junior was ever tried IRL.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

I'm just over here wanting someone to IVF a Chihuahua-St. Bernard mix. It SHOULD work, which means there is no reason not to do it.