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[–] architect@thelemmy.club 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I remember when that fat ugly fuck was judging women for being fat and ugly. That was many years ago, when all sorts of people were listening to his show. I fucking hated him since the moment I saw him on fear factor. I don’t know how it hasn’t been obvious what kind of piece of shit he was from the beginning. It’s people like this that makes me think we’re all collectively too fucking stupid to stop the worst of us.

[–] Vlado@feddit.org 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

“I'd rather go to Russia." Well duh. We could tell.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

They have sexy bread. Canadian bread is not sexy.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

By all means. And don't come back.

[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (3 children)

This man has no clue how long to wear a tie.

[–] Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

You could go to pretty much ANY store that sells ties and ask an employee and end up with something better. Macys, men’s warehouse, etc

But I guess asking for help isn’t manly enough.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

He has palumboism from steroid use.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

It's like he's trying to counterbalance Trump wearing his to his knees most of the time

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Steroid users don't tend to age well.

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 41 points 2 days ago

I guess you'd call that "toxic masculinity."

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 days ago

Ohh, it's Joe Rogan, i thought he's a distance relative of a blob fish that's rapidly being reel out into the surface.

[–] RustyShackleford@piefed.social 42 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Why is his tie tied so short? Is it a subconscious reference to his small penis from constant steroid usage?

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

It’s looks like a clip on.

You can what looks like the clip he tried to hide under the button.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

He's a trash person, but I don't think it's a clip. It looks like some is going around his neck (left side). Also it looks like the opposite end of the tie is poking out on the left side about halfway down. Unless clip ons have that?

Edit. More near the bottom than halfway. Here's what I mean

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Clip-ons to have the smaller tie end as well so they don't look like clip-ons (as much).

Heck, some even have a neck strap that goes around and clips on the side. There's lots of options now that look way more like real ties.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Oh wow. I had no clue. I was only speaking of how I knew clipons the one time I wore one as a child of like 5. Thanks for the intro, it's appreciated.

Yeah, looks like you’re right. Something going under the collar on the side.

[–] lolo@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago

Maybe. Or maybe it’s just because he’s a fucking mess. But probably both.

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait, is that Rogan? Jesus. How many of those supplements has he been smoking?

[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Supplements, roids, hgh, stem cells...

[–] gurty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Being 58 years old…

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

"I'd rather go to Russia." I have a Shia Labeouf video for that.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is he training to be a batman villain's henchman? He looks like a clown dressed him as a joke.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

He is a batman villains henchman. Goldface.

[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I can just hear him saying "you wants me to pound him boss?" While Penguin screams at him for his blundering.

[–] kobra@lemmy.zip 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can't be Rogan, I distinctly remember him saying he'd never wear a tie because of how easy someone can choke and control you with it. And he's always ready for a fight 💪

/s

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

It's a clip on.

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

It is a real quote from March 2025. If we are lucky, he still feels that way and continues to stay out of Canada

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Except that's Dana White, no?

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's definitely Rogan. He's 5' 4" both ways, as one can tell. And he's probably stoned out of his gourd if that dipshit grin means anything.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago

Bunch of fuckin' turds.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 days ago

He looks like a guy that fought for 20 yrs. Last time I checked he was 0-1.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 2 days ago