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[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 38 minutes ago

Pedo Don is leaking.

[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

might need to take a trump

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 2 points 2 hours ago
[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 22 points 17 hours ago

Because a puppy pad isn't manly.

[–] utopiah@lemmy.world 33 points 19 hours ago

Honestly shitting himself in front of cameras is the least of our problems.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 33 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

And why didn't they think to use a white towel on a white couch?

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

You really think trump is going to take a dump on a white towel ?

[–] normalentrance@lemmy.zip 19 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Brown on white might show up on camera.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 9 points 17 hours ago

I'm immediately reminded of that joke about how allegedly Napoleon's army wore red jackets so the enemy couldn't tell whether a soldier had been hit and how the Nazis wore brown pants.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

a new couch for one guest?

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Because in the video you can see it’s his suit jacket

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago

The suit jacket that he's wearing and is a completely different colour?

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 30 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

nobody wants a shitstain on white furniture. its just common sense

[–] OleFoFa@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago

Yet here he his sitting on white furniture. Seems they failed

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago

He poops his pants often.

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 301 points 1 day ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (17 children)

The meme is funny but the text is false. He isn't sitting on anything, it is his jacket. You can see him sit down without any towel on the couch and his jacket spreads to the side ~0:30 into the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKzo0hTJXB4

EDIT: for the downvoters and people trying to cast doubt, I clipped the moment he sits down

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 33 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

The Left needs to do better. Honestly I don't want a Left spreading false information about a political opponent like the Right does. We can do better

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

We instead get fooled by misinformation spread by the far-right about our comrades then expel them based on that, because "the left needs to do better".

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

can you believe krasnov? has to sit on both his jacket and his pants to not get pants stains on white couches? THE SHAME!

yeah this feels real tan suity.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 129 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Holy shit, his age is showing. They did a rehearsed countdown 3-2-1 for him to sit down with aid from the guy next to him.

Now I'm not going to blame an old guy for needing help to sit down. But I am going to blame his voters for electing an elderly person into a position he can obviously not fulfill. What the hell. This is discraceful.

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

He also gets treated and talked to like a literal child when putting the mic on him. "Very good!"

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

They've dealt with him before.

[–] some_random_nick@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

Mostly because he is an egomaniac and you need to suck up to him if you want to stay in position.

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[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You guys haven't heard of the Trump Towel in New York?

[–] TopsickPilgrim@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder if we picked presidents by their smell how things would turn out

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

well i eat a lot of garlic, and all i know is the dude at the pharmacy with the vampire sticker on his nametag seems a little afraid of me

[–] Enzy@feddit.nu 15 points 1 day ago

Experimental obesity drug diarrhea

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 144 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Who's more dangerous around the sofa, president or vice president,

And more importantly where the fuck are the Epstein files you fuckers said kamala wouldn't release?

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 42 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Remember all those MAGA influencers touting epstein file binders promoting the pedophiles campaign when he campaigned on all those lies he said he was going to do and then did exactly the opposite of every single thing he campaigned on and yet these jackoff MAGA fucks still support the pedophile for some ungodly reason?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

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[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 148 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well ya see bud, he shits his pants. A lot.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 106 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And yet it's nothing compared to the shit coming out of his mouth.

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[–] trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 22 hours ago

Because Sascha Riley kicked a tent stake up there so he wouldn't get raped by the child rapist on the black towel.

[–] Cattail@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I saw hemorrhoid , Trump's all butthurt from leftist

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 9 points 1 day ago

trump likely is immune to hemmaroids, with the amount of fecal incontinence he has from adderall and cocaine.

[–] obviouspornalt@fedinsfw.app 15 points 1 day ago

Put down a towel!

altr

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

I didn't know they made puppy pads in black.

[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 11 points 1 day ago

orange juice

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago
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