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Setting up a cron job to compile the Woke nightlies
this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2026
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Affordability (Marxist materialism)
I swear chuds are doing more to push people towards Marxism than any Marxist could ever dream of. "Being able to afford rent and food and transportation and childcare is Marxism? I guess Marxism isn't so bad, maybe I should check it out." Keep it up bozos
They've always done this. Universal healthcare? Marxism. Food assistance? Marxism. Peace? Marxism.
Anti-Slavery? Marxism. Not killpeopleism? Marxism. Not destroying all life on the planet? Marxism.
Let's fucking Jooeeee
Woke 1.21.11
Every time haters complain they will add another gender
they should call it third-wave woke to activate the antifeminist brainworms
I'm imagining the follow up
Just to clarify: it IS okay if people are able to afford food. I just don't think they deserve to have an entirely full basket of groceries or have an entirely full stomach every time they eat.
And no, AIPAC is obviously bad and corrupting DEMOCRATS into being anti-Trump (still caring about Epstein, etc.), but I 100% support sending billions to Israel
Has anyone got any spare beta invites to the Woke 2.0 release? I signed up years ago but still haven't received one.
I know some beta testers. Woke 2.0 is wild they are adding a new polycule group system that looks super cool.
look out for woke 2!
it's every grain the US public desires
that will show the loony left!
You are slacking my rig could handle a theoretical 5.0 
eat shit liberals
Some people are dumb enough to get angered by these things but most see this and think, am I woke now?
Anti-corruption (ironic but an excuse to go after Trump);
Weird way to admit the corruption, but at least he does I guess.
In 10 years they're going to be making flat out communist propaganda showing how happy, housed, debt free everyone is but followed with a, 'ISNT THIS FUTURE COMING FOR YOUR CHILDREN TERRIFYING?' at the end
Does that mean they're gonna finally stop putting women in things?
God (male God) willing
Woke is going through the same thing Firefox did like 12 years ago, where they went from version 5.0 to version like 34
“They’re bringing anti-corruption! THEY’RE BRINGING ANTI-CORRUPTION !1!1! Anything beyond not being far-right is corrupt! But if we’re corrupt so what?!?!”
NPC should have been our meme, these are bloody fanatics. But remember, we’re the real fanatics because we won’t even entertain the idea that we might actually do deserve to die for the glory of the white man.
It's the post-truthification of the west. Actually, sweetie, being anti-government corruption means you hate america.
literally, just saw cbs [fascist now] spin on trump's heap of crypto profits that it's totally legal sweaty and if you have a problem with it you're just a bad american
Well yeah, if you're anti-Israel then by definition you're pro-Palestine. Unless you're just a nazi.
Nazis are antisemitic, not antizionist
some of them might be antizionist because they want to be the ones colonizing palestine (and everywhere else)
that's like being an anticapitalist because you're a monarchist
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