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[–] odin@programming.dev 1 points 15 hours ago

This shit's nuts, wasn't there a time when google phones were a direct iphone competitor and iphone was only good with Cydia? The next phone I get will have to be a good GrapheneOS phone or I'm gonna have to figure out how to make an OS. Either way FUhck Google and all they're worth. I've been using the startpage.com on Vivaldi browser and it's like using old google.

[–] Cyber@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml -1 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

The “9 steps and 24 hours waiting” thing is kinda misleading: that's once. Only the last two steps (the ones matching today's steps) have to be repeated.

Of course that's still an issue (e.g. you'll only be able to do this for a relative if you see them two days in a row) but it's much less bad than the implied “9 steps and 24 hours waiting every time”

[–] Cyber@feddit.uk 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Considering it - appears - to also need Google Play services then I don't know how that will affect degoogled phones.

I've disabled all the Google services on my phone, and I'm able to restart them if necessary, but I don't have a google account (which has to be tied to a physical phone number?), so it's all waaay to sketchy for me.

And the API that connects to? Is that auditing anything else of mine? Capturing yet more data?

Not happy, me.

[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Great point. I guess if there's no flow for degoogled phones, things really are outrageous.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

they're trying to make general-purpose computers into special-purpose computers. (the special purpose is to comply with google)

[–] avg@lemmy.zip 50 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Honestly, the ability to install whatever the fuck I wanted was the last thing tying me to android phones.

[–] dan@upvote.au 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You'll still be able to sideload things on Android, including from unverified developers. There's a once-off setup that makes you wait 24 hours though. https://www.theverge.com/tech/897420/android-sideloading-unverified-developers-process

[–] CrypticCoffee@lemmy.ml 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Let's not use "sideload", as you're just installing apps.

[–] dan@upvote.au 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

True - I just stuck with Google's naming for consistency.

I absolutely agree that you should be able to install anything on a device you've paid for. Unfortunately, the world's been moving away from that for years, and I'm not sure what we can do to avoid it.

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I think if you remove yourself from any tech forums they'll get the message.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

doesn't that require a google account or am i remembering that wrong?

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Doesn't Android require a Google account anyway?

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

It does if you want to use any Google apps or services. But Android itself can work without.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

nope not mine at least (i think). stock android

[–] MaggiWuerze@feddit.org 10 points 2 days ago

For now, yes

[–] Shameless@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

As someone with a phone which is not supported by non-android projects. What is the alternative here?

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

we need hardware that allows to unlock and relock the bootloader after installing alternative operating systems. then you can use grapheneOS and others on your devices. i think motorola is already making steps towards this. i remember reading articles about it.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

What is the alternative here for Americans?

[–] Shameless@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

So there is no option without just buying a new handset? Obviously I'll just have to use the adb way to get my apps until I can buy a different handset I guess

[–] leavemealone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How is e/os these days? Last time I checked it wasn't that good.

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My Pixel 6A died from water damage two weeks ago. Bought a Fairphone 6, flashed /e/ and relocked the bootloader. For a slightly tech savvy person really easy to do. So far, everything works fine including 3/3 banking apps. I didn't install any Google made apps and except for the gboard keyboard and Android Auto I don't miss anything. Both could be easily installed, but I'll try to stay away on purpose. I'm really happy and can recommend! :)

[–] leavemealone@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thanks for the post, specially good about the banking apps! How did you install them, anything specific?

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

I just installed them via Aurora Store (FOSS alternative to Google Play). No tweaking required.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago

From what friends tell me. Its really good

[–] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

aside from various used models (OnePlus 6, Pixel 3a, various old Xiaomi devices, etc.), the Fairphones are your best bet when it comes to Linux phones (as you specify non-Android based projects). The Jolla phone might also be something worth looking at!

iodeOS, e/OS, GrapheneOS, and CalyxOS (they've come back, hooray!) are all great options if you want a degoogled Android ROM (but is still based on AOSP, so not fully independent) and are well supported on the Fairphones and Pixels, as well as a few other devices. These degoogled ROMs are the best option we have now, mobile Linux needs more time in the oven, and will give you more control over your device compared to stock Android! (don't let perfect be the enemy of good and all that)

[–] Ghoelian@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago

Jolla's launch day event is today, they should be shipping the first phones sometime today as well. Can't wait to finally get rid of this google spyware!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 26 points 2 days ago

Google is a piece of shit and alphabet is the asshole. YouTube is the fart.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 14 points 2 days ago
[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I hope some regulators pounce onto this.

[–] Chaunticleer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

This god forsaken country will probably never regulate a corporation again

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This country that we all live in? The country of Lemmy? I know the EU have been pretty good at slapping down Google's anti-competitive practices recently (though it's a long and slow process and I've not heard any news about this particular one yet).

[–] Chaunticleer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have they? That's news to me, last I knew of any EU interaction with Google at all was Ireland acting as a tax haven for them and many American tech companies

[–] Carighan@piefed.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Doubt it, or Apple would have been in trouble decades ago. They're just copying what makes apple tons of cash after all.

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

The EU or South Korea might. Maybe...

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

By the way. You cannot ever add an app to the only store you're allowed to use that does not accept ads that we will force on all customers.

[–] BucketBong@p.hobo.social 3 points 2 days ago

We can still do the abd install tho ay?

[–] Marija_@programming.dev -2 points 1 day ago

Yeah convenience usually comes with trade-offs.