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That being said, 9, 12, and 13 were the bomb.

Edit:

By popular demand secret option 34.

Edit 2:

Here’s your Choco Taco 35.

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[–] FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 minutes ago
[–] Arachnidbrilliant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 minutes ago
[–] GenitalHurricane@lemmy.world 1 points 8 minutes ago

Where's the OG push up pop in the cardboard toilet paper tube? I'm too old for this meme

One cardboard tube Flintstones pushup pop and a box of candy cigarettes please. Here's my $1.25

[–] nroth@lemmy.world 1 points 17 minutes ago

I always liked 10 and 15

[–] tronx4002@lemmy.world 1 points 50 minutes ago
[–] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago
  1. Gimme a ‘stick
[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Sure they do....with downs 🤷‍♂️

[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Where's Spidey goddammit?!?!???

[–] VicVinegar@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

CANDY CIGARETTES.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago
[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

See what happens when you collectively make your voice heard? No imagine if they brought back our stolen Choco Taco but for real!!

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

wallyworld sells a 6 pack of #6 for $10

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

20 and 33 for me.

The ice cream sandwich and icee Popsicle.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

The fuck? Where's the god damn ChocoTaco?! I thought this was an ice cream truck from the past, not the present day. 😩

No Big Ed Super Saucer, either. Got that tiny little Nestle bullshit one, tho.

Ugh... 13 I guess. 🤷‍♂️

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Where are the Big Sticks and Choco Tacos?

I WOULD FLIP THAT TRUCK OVER AND BURN IT TO THE GROUND!!!

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

6 or 16 if they're out of 6.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 8 hours ago

You get it.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

6 was my go to. Never let me down

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

33

It's not about the quality, it's about the nostalgia

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 8 hours ago

Hell yeah, Bomb Pop!

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 2 points 9 hours ago
[–] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

I'm equally happy with 13 or 14.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

6 or 33 for me

[–] Dearth@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago
[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago
[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

No Rocket Pop? No Pushup? No Big Stick? This list is incomplete.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Chaco taco. #35

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Where the fuck is the orange push pop?

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

I CAN TASTE IT

TAKE ME BACK

where is the choco taco!

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Where the fuck is spongebob

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Literally came to say fuck off with your no choco taco chart! lol

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[–] JackTea@piefed.world 1 points 18 hours ago

I don't understand the point of this post. It's like asking "what's your choice of answers for 1+1". When you go to the grocery store,you get whatever.

You go to an ice cream shop, you always get the ones shaped like your favorite character.

Ice cream truck, you get a rocket. Unless you are a head injury victim.

I'm calling out OP for setting us up for something. I don't like it.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I was always disappointed if it was a

instead of a proper

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Horrifically deformed you say?

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

I don’t know what you mean

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