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That being said, 9, 12, and 13 were the bomb.

Edit:

By popular demand secret option 34.

Edit 2:

Here’s your Choco Taco 35.

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[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 65 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Literally came to say fuck off with your no choco taco chart! lol

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's so disrespectful to leave it off

[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

To be fair there are people alive and old enough to vote that don't know about the long lost treasure that is the Choco Taco 😭

[–] sk8boy204@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Came to say the same. What a sham not having the option.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Where the fuck is spongebob

[–] OmnislashIsACloudApp@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

where is the choco taco!

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Where the fuck is the orange push pop?

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I CAN TASTE IT

TAKE ME BACK

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Horrifically deformed you say?

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago

I don’t know what you mean

[–] gir9862@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 6 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

13 all fucking day. We even had the Schwann's guy deliver boxes of them back in the day

[–] akwd169@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

A box is a rectangular container typically made of cardboard.

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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Schwann's is (was?) a frozen food delivery service. They'd have a big ass freezer truck that they'd drive through the neighborhood making deliveries, and you would get a big catalogue of options to choose from. It was essentially a curated frozen foods section of the supermarket on wheels, and they had some really good stuff.

No idea if they are still around, I certainly don't see the trucks anymore.

[–] akwd169@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Yeah I couldve googled schwanns I meant what is 13 from OP ive never seen it before

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Oh! Its typically called "strawberry shortcake" or something along those lines. Its a slightly tart and sweet strawberry ice cream center, with a creamy outer layer, covered in a yummy similarly flavored ~~breading~~ crumbles.

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[–] Cheesus@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Number 6, I was an ice cream sandwich kinda kid. Number 3 if I wanted to change it up, because it lasted a long time.

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 5 points 3 weeks ago

Number 6 is my choice too. You get a cookie. You get ice cream. You get chocolate chips! You get Another Cookie! AND YOU GET IT ALL AT ONCE!!!

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 weeks ago

Those character ones were always malformed mutants never meant to see the light of day. I got my daughter a Sonic ice cream bar and she said it gave her nightmares. I am being serious, and I find it as funny now as I did back then.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The fuck? Where's the god damn ChocoTaco?! I thought this was an ice cream truck from the past, not the present day. 😩

No Big Ed Super Saucer, either. Got that tiny little Nestle bullshit one, tho.

Ugh... 13 I guess. 🤷‍♂️

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago

1, 11, or 14

I'm a simple man with simple pleasures

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

20 or 22, I'm easily fooled, had a Sega Genesis and TMNT bedsheets.

That said, we were too poor to get anything most of the time. We were at a park because it's free, I mean c'mon. (And before you ask, no, the Genesis was a gift from a guy who wanted to fuck my mom. Lol)

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Chaco taco. #35

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

This made me look back at the ice cream available in my youth, and find what I find is the most iconic year of ice cream here in Sweden:

1999!

I was 11/12 years old, and loved the concept of the Winner Taco, but my favorite ice cream back then was the Magnum Ego, it was just amazing!

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[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Where is nightmare fuel Spongbob?

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I was always disappointed if it was a

instead of a proper

[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

You’re all wrong! There is another…

La Menorquina coconut ice cream inside a real coconut

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Those malt cups were always so gross, tasted like ice that had been shown a picture of chocolate once.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

6 was my go to. Never let me down

[–] Cascio@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Where's Slimer and where's the ChocoTaco?

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[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

6, but if i was a kid i probably would pick something 17-24. On another topic idk if anyones had #6 lately but shrinkflation hit this HARD over the past 10 years...

[–] GenitalHurricane@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Where's the OG push up pop in the cardboard toilet paper tube? I'm too old for this meme

One cardboard tube Flintstones pushup pop and a box of candy cigarettes please. Here's my $1.25

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[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

6 or 16 if they're out of 6.

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[–] ptz@dubvee.org 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
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[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

17 somehow always ended up looking like a Lovecraftian abomination

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Where are the Big Sticks and Choco Tacos?

I WOULD FLIP THAT TRUCK OVER AND BURN IT TO THE GROUND!!!

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

Nowadays either 9 or 6, but where is the hoky grail Choco Taco?

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

I would fuck with all 12-16

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hailey I got you one of those fucked up sonic the hedgehog icecreams

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[–] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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