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Gummy bears. I will eat them until I feel ill.

What is Bombay mix?

Ramen noodles. I've taken to cooking them with lots of extra broth to fill me up more (like, 4 cups) because otherwise I will eat half my daily calories in a single sitting.

Chanachur (What bombay mix style food is called in Bangladesh) and Muri (puffed rice) is my guiltiest food I can wolf down an entire packet of it in an hour. Of course, I'd have a people's protracted shitting war in the bathroom . I think a lot of other deshi folks growing up would agree as well. Usually at parties its paired with lentils and onions.

When I was younger it would be Fritos chips since I never liked any other chips brands weirdly enough (I never got into pringles because of the can).

I get full easy so my answer is gonna be strawberries. I made myself sick eating too many as a kid. They're so fucking good

Childhood story that I used to be embarrassed about:

Sliced beetroot. As a kid I would literally just crack open a can and eat the whole thing. For those who haven't done this, it comes out of you the same colour as it goes in.

My mum had some friends over one day, and I had eaten many many pieces of beetroot earlier. I had a big poo, which was bright red, so I wandered into the lounge room and said "mum my poo is red"

Brief panic ensued before she figured out what had happened.

Beetroot is still great but I no longer eat that much of it.

Arare crackers, shits are addictive.

My wife makes these purple potatoes that turn me in Randy from A Christmas Story.

Chocolate covered pretzels. One time I got a ginormous 1.5 lb (~700 g) bag and accidentally ate almost the whole thing in one sitting—that's 2000-3000 Calories, which is over my entire daily maintenance level. The simple combination of chocolate, salt, and crunch is irresistible to me, made even more dangerous by the fact that they're not very filling and can be eaten quickly, so the satiation response doesn't kick in until it's too late.

I'm generally very susceptible to any shelf-stable salty snacks like that which you can eat without preparation, so I try not to buy them at all rather than trust my self-control. I'm better off with things like break-and-bake cookies where I can decide the portion size ahead of time and will not be tempted to wait another half hour to bake more.

Nachos

Good chips or bad chips

Extra toppings or no toppings

Quality Cheese or cheap cheese

Doesn't matter.

All nachos go in the mouth-hole

Something like a milkshake or a smoothie is just gone in half a minute no matter the size.

Paçoca, almost anything sweet (bad sweet tooth)

flat bread, dry enough and it feels like chips. you must be careful not to cut your mouth with the sharp edges.

Them Red Rock Deli Honey Soy Chicken chips. Everytime I eat them it's like that Seinfeld episode, I have one and I'm on the wagon (off the wagon?) again

it's gotta be soy crisps and pringles

My SO makes a killer vegan tibs seitan recipe (Ethiopian, a little spicy, a little sweet, a little cinnamony, great with weed) and the bread really does have the consistency of human flesh (real goats know about this). I will unhinge my jaw and hork that shit son. And it's very healthy for you so you can in fact hork that shit son

Egg salad. I make a batch of it and it's gone the same day. I put that shit on a cracker or in a sandwich, it's so fucking good

Sunflower seeds (in the shell). I cannot stop. The fivespice chacha brand ones in particular

Oreos - family pack won’t last more than two days

Seedless Grapes - 1kg is one serving size

ice cream during the hot summer, I can eat a whole tub in one sitting. Potato chips and more recently dried longan fruits