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[–] python@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

I've recently fallen down the rabbit hole of horse training youtube and literally all horse training techniques are just methods of managing anxiety. Maybe just getting a horse trainer instead of a therapist would be much more cost effective..

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 17 hours ago

I'm pretty sure this was shot on a set, not a real aeroplane

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some old racist, sexist, homophobic movie that's always made me uncomfortable with how popular it is

What, have you never seen a grown man naked?

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 days ago

Turn that panic attack into a panic assault

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Put them in shower.

Turn shower on.

Leave. Eventually the soaked clothes and water will annoy them enough they'll stop spiralling, at least.

[–] deeves@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Instructions unclear, my life is now the plot of a bad yaoi manga

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I never remember which one yaoi is. Is it the girl-girl one or the boy-boy one?

Congrats on the shower loving either way.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

My buddy back in college used to have random panic attacks. A calm conversation about something unrelated and a bannana would help a lot.

Something about eating slowly seems to short circuit the panic part of the brain, or maybe the blowjob jokes associated with eating a bannana slowly

[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sonic and Shadow seem to have the better idea

[–] subignition@fedia.io 11 points 2 days ago

That's just yelling from particularly close range

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

When did my mother join Lemmy?

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 3 points 2 days ago

STOP RESISTING

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

This is "download and send to the group chat" worthy, but I'm too old to deal with the "What's that in the background?"

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If you describe what's happening in the background as you are sending it, they won't have to ask what it is.

Also made it super bright, saved, and then lowered brightness to somehow get this on my phone.
What to do when someone has a panic attack? Yell at them.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago

😂 I didn't even notice and had to go back for that.

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just send it and gaslight everyone that there's nothing in the background.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

"People see what they want to see"

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 17 points 2 days ago

This ends the attack by causing a buffer overflow.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 days ago
[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This might actually genuinely help, depending on the panic attack, as your focus gets shifted from internal to external factors.

Like a fucked up form of grounding

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 days ago

This would work on me

[–] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

I heard you do this also when someone is having a seizure.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Point out, real calm like, that its all in their head and that they've got no reason to panic. Then trauma dump all the reasons you have to panic and why they need to chill the fuck out dude seriously

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 5 points 2 days ago

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

Would post this up around work as a PSA but what's with the subliminal message?

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Ayyy it’s my ex

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago

Riker, having usurped Kirk to steal the Enterprise, is having second thoughts about it and co-conspirator Spock is trying to calm him down?