Both, clearly.
And, if you don't like it, you can try to take them back, but I warn you, I have a stick and a rock.
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i am going to stick with my rock choice, although i confess that stick rocks
I can stick the rock in my pocket but can't rock the stick in it.
Stick. Easy.
Okay but can you imbue the stick with rune energy? Didn't think so
You can carve runes into stick
The rock in this photo looks like the rune essence from runescape, which you can take to altars to turn into runes
O shit ok I get it now
I mean, thats a sick rock, but that stick is just too good to pass up. Team Stick.
That rock is amazing but I can't turn down a stick that has you charging the English lines in the Scottish highlands like that claymore
Nah I'm still taking the rune essence
I hear either one can be used to break bones, so there's really no wrong answer.
I feel like I'd have more fun with the stick, though. Carrying around a rock just feels like carrying around extra weight. Carrying around a stick can feel like carrying a sword, can help with walking on hikes, can be used to point out things in the distance, can be a makeshift flag staff, or a barrier if you need to block someone or something. Then if it breaks, it can still be used as kindling in a fire.
So yeah, I'll say Team Stick.
The stick is clearly superior, but an S-tier stick is also more common.
Perfect rock. You can shape a stick, but a rock is pretty much gonna stay how you found it
a rock is pretty much gonna stay how you found it
How do you think headstones come to be?
We're talking about going on a hike and finding cool rocks and sticks, not machining.
OK, but banging rocks together to chip pieces away until you have a useful shape is also a thing. There's an entire era named for using that technique extensively.
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Perfect rocks are easier to find than perfect sticks, so I'll take stick
Kiki all the way!
Team rock, sticks are awkward to keep around long-term but rocks can sit on my desk indefinitely
the moment when you realize that stick is a part of tree corpse 😯😬
I take the stick and use it to rob the guy with the rock.
Oh no...
Perfect Rock lives forever, Perfect Stick is Soon-to-Be Dirt.
I'll take the rock and get into woodworking so I can make a nice little stand for it
Rock.
Stick
Your mom. Easy.