Does his necklace go through his nose?
this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2026
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Yeah what's up with that?? That can't be safe.
He plays football for a living, I'm sure he deals with far more unsafe situations than jewelry.
no they said 48%
No, that would be in metric, they were using imperial.
4.8%!? Hahaha... That's fucking insane.
Even that footballer looks closer to 8-10%.
This is my fault. I typed up Fatboy's medical record and I made a mistake...
It should say 48% body fat, not 4.8...and I was being generous at that 48%.
That, ahem, 'body' is actually made up of 70% fat, 80% bullshit, and 50% rotting syphilis.
Which is mathematically impossible, but we ran the results quite a few times and the percentages never changed or wavered. The orange child rapist is just so full of shit it can change the laws of nature!!!
I made an attempt and am now seeking recs for FOSS image editing options on de-Googled Android phones because wow this was not great.
Decimal point error
Well if it’s not fat it must be bullshit
He's retaining a lot of sewage water.
All that DC swamp water he promised to drain?
ItsTheSamePicture.jpg /s
Corporate asks you to reconsider
Source?
How dare you!
Okay but what the hell is in that Metcalf dude's nose?
It's probably some kind of advanced fat removing device.
Or a tape recorder (I saw a documentary on british tv about those once)
Reading glasses. Both he and Trump just turned 40.
Thank you. Feel free to pierce what you like, but damn does that look uncomfortable and likely to cause damage. I hope it’s just a clip on.
I guess when you're built like that you don't have to worry about some shithead ripping it out because then you could just beat them to death.
Peak male performance.
I see that the 4.8% was a mistake thankfully. I don't know much about body fat but I did see a video that showed you what each range looks like for male and female and the percentages of how many people fall under each. Basically hitting 10% and under is like the 1% range. Its extremely hard to stay under this level, is not healthy, and generally your only this low for specific reasons like competitions. 10-15% is still hard to maintain and again normally only obtainable by people who constantly exercise and eat specific diets. 15-20% is where most people who workout and eat right will end up. 20-30% is healthy and the range most people fit into. 30-40% is also not crazy either and it was interesting to see when shown people how despite being at that level some people can look heavier and others look completely fit still. I think anything above 40% is where you should be working on yourself.
4.8% means you are unhealthy.
ftr this is the kind of delusionsal thinking the whole body positivity brought us 2-3 yrs ago. until half its members died of heart complications at the ripe old age of 21.
"healthy at every size!"