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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Diabetes = “oh no thanks, that could kill me”

Shellfish allergy = “oh no thanks, that could kill me”

Tree nuts allergy = “oh no thanks, that could kill me”

Lactose = “hello darkness my old friend…”

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

~~Lactase/Lactic Acid~~ Lactose is so difficult to avoid in foods.

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Lactase is the enzyme that helps you digest lactose :P unless your diet includes intestines of newborn animals, you're probably not getting a lot in food

[–] kindnesskills@literature.cafe 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've never heard of anyone being allergic to lactic acid before. Are you allergic to it? Do you have a reaction to lactate in your blood or muscles in general or of it rising during exercise?

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think I misused "lactic acid" there. 😅

[–] kindnesskills@literature.cafe 2 points 1 week ago

Haha I see, easy mixup! Lactose, aka milk sugar, maybe? Or milk protein?

There is lactic acid in plenty of food as well, but it's often produced synthetically and not from milk products, so you don't necessarily need to avoid those products if you're allergic to milk.

In Europe if an ingredient contains lactose (or some of the other most common allergens like nuts or shellfish), it'll be written in bold font, so if it's not bold it's fine. I don't know if it's the same elsewhere though?

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Even things like chicken nuggets have it in them so I just decided long ago to make peace with the bathroom and accept dairy.

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

One madlad cured himself temporarily by gentically engineering a virus

[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I buy Chipotlaway by the pallet.

RIP Billy Mays

[–] Today@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[–] grandel@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Please help me out here... Do parasites get the shits when eating human?

[–] bigbangdangler@reddthat.com 1 points 1 week ago

And, one of them was already Taco Bell.