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[–] laserm@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

why is Epstein's fan asking that?

[–] wraekscadu@vargar.org 10 points 14 hours ago

Looks like he got this life hack from Epstein when he asked him for an invite to the island

[–] drath@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 6 points 14 hours ago

Usually, with the clown and clown-adjacent nutjobs: it mostly is. Sadly so, I might add.

This is just a cynical reply, I actually don't know and hope not.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 18 points 21 hours ago

what day/night is the wildest party on your island?
-Elon Musk

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 108 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Isn't this the guy who was begging to be invited to that kid-fucking island?

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 17 points 21 hours ago

Probably because all the adult midgets refused him.

[–] deft@lemmy.wtf 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wonder the date of those emails compared to this tweet. Knowing Elon it's probably within 48 hours

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

I don't know the year, but I think those emails were around Christmas and this tweet is in November. Guess the midgets weren't enough.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The call is coming from inside the house on that one. Elon is a diddler for sure.

[–] erev@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

he tried but was unironically too annoying to be let into the club

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

That's the narrative he pushes anyway.

That is based on the content of one email. There are plenty of others.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Too unlikable to hang on the island isn't the same as never assaulted children.

[–] Blibly@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 hours ago

And a rapist

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why don’t you ask that little question to your colleagues, Einstein.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Why? He knows the answer first hand. It's just virtue signaling.

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

I think the name your thinking of is Epstein. Einstein was the German scientist.

[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Being a dating little person must be so weird because of that logic.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Same for very short, petite women. I've had my fair share (for fun acrobatic reasons, not weird pedo reasons) and I've heard some stories.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Man people really do not understand what pedo means. Pede distinctualizes how prepubescent people look (fat distributions). There's also Ebo and another one which references teenagers. The transition to looking like an adult happens around 16.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

As Gianmarco Soresi said, "I think the reason we don't make those distinctions is because it's very hard to explain the difference without sounding like a pedophile."

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

From what I've heard, he didn't even fuck to have his kids. They were all IVF and surrrogacies.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 14 hours ago

So he might be a virgin?

[–] kuiskaaja@lemmy.ml 0 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

lemmy users try to find memes are newer than 5 years old:

challenge level impossible

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

Topical, though. xAI is in trouble for allowing users to create CSAM, but instead of adding more safeguards and moderators to the service? he's just pointing to the ToS and yelling at users on Twitter.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can’t even say the m-word without being instabanned in league

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago
[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

needs more jpeg

[–] zedgeist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Fried to crunchy perfection *chef's kiss*