this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2026
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Why am i being subjected to seeing this idiot
Okay, I’m a grower, not a shower, but even I would leave an outline in something that tight.
Oh, and fuck you for making me look at his crotch.
thats lots, and lots, of steroids for you.
He's so alpha that he's unstable, missing features, and prone to crashing.
He looks vibe coded
Bro, you don't tactical tuck?
It's the latest alpha big dick energy fad that I just made up.
Funny because this is generally more of a femboy/transgirl move... who doesn't like surprises?
... this has to be shopped, right?
He can't actually be a eunuch, right?
I'd make more displacement than that while unconscious and not dreaming, in a blizzard...
Arbys called. Where's the meat?
Yeah I think this is photoshopped actually. Can't be real. Women have bigger bulges than this.
You can tuck in your dick and you can tuck in your balls, but you can't tuck all three of them in at the same time.
Yeah I agree with you, this just actually does not make sense unless he's a Ken Doll.
Bro literally has no balls.
Yeah, you can tuck, or maybe have a micropeen ... but he would have had to actually lose his balls, which is simply too on the nose insane for me to entertain for the serial rapist king of the manopshere.
And also yeah... any... basically woman that's actually a woman, that's gone through puberty, would also have more of a bulge than this.
The testicles actually go up into your body when tucked properly. So there's room for sure.
Steroids make some things big
And some things small
They will probably say he's not guilty of rape because his dick is too small for penetration.
He's an innie, not an outie.
Why misogynist have giant placenta tattoo?
This explains so much.
Andrew No-tater
Bro, wheres your dick? My shit would be falling out the sides and im not even that big.