Pretty sure that's a Moltres
this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2026
503 points (99.4% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
40982 readers
3947 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
Goddamn everyone in the comments talking about apples. I tried to leave a macbook outside for the bird but he just shit on it.
this goes hard
Fuck now I won’t be able to sleep tonight. TIHI.
Sorry. That's me. I was out for a snack
EDIT: The snack wasn't people.
EDIT 2: Ok, I realize bringing it up makes it seem like the snack WAS people, but, I promise you, it was NOT people
EDIT 3: You know what? Who are YOU to judge anyway? Like... hypothetically... if I WERE a winged demon from the underworld that OCCASIONALLY surfaces to nibble on some human toes... is that such a bad thing?
Oh that's probably just David. Maybe take your dog in early tonight though.
its ryuk after taking Lights life.
That's a common blue footed Shinigami, there should be a bird journal somewhere near it. Try writing the names of your favorite conservative politicians in it!
To confirm, check for any nearby apple trees.
I hope they like kudzu. And prickly lettuce. And whatever the hell else is dominating my yard. Or really nature's yard to be more honest about the situation.
Fun fact: kudzu is edible! And if you fry the leaves and salt them, they're like the best potato chips ever! Basically the whole plant is edible except for seed/seedpods. Obviously, do you own research, make sure it's actually kudzu, etc. But if it, it's delicious
I was going to make kudzu jelly last summer, I collected the leaves to brew into a tea and was going to add pectin bit I realized I didn't have pectin. Then the next time I was at the store, I was looking for pectin but found the grape jelly instead and bought that.
Find any cool notebooks laying around recently?
Might I suggest practicing writing letters to your government officials in it, it's good to know how to write their names. Just practice your penmanship, and think of their faces while writing the names.
Start from the top down. It'll be fun!
And leave some apples lying around for the critter he might approach you if you’re lucky!
That's just too heavy for me right now. I don't want all that negativity in my new journal. Mostly I've been doodling my puppies, playing MASH and TRUE LOVE FLAME to find my true love, like back in middle-school, etc...but I hate to waste such a nice notebook only on such tripe.
I think I'm finally going to write all those letters I've been meaning to send to my family, favorite childhood teachers, etc. Hell, it's a long-shot, but I might even try to send a couple of thank you notes to some of my heroes. Dolly Parton. ~~Jane Goodall~~. David Attenborough. They probably won't see it, but I'll be glad I at least tried, you know?
Edit: RIP Jane Goodall. :(
Just responding so I can come back to comment after.
So that's what happened to Lindsay Graham and Mitch McConnell
His name is Ryuk and he likes apples.
Do not feed him apples. Just give him a ball of cocaine, he'll be OK.
That's just an ordinary utility pole. Are you feeling all right, OP? Got a fever or anything?
Its a flying monkey from Oz
I never actually watched that show, it always seemed so heavy.
I was talking about the film lol
Understood. Does the movie conclude the prison story or should I watch it before the series?
I think they might be wildly different storylines. I think theres a brief moment in the wizard of Oz where Dorothy is captured by the wicked witch but I wouldn't call it the prison story.
It is but it's also worth it, at least for a few seasons.
That's just a pigeon. Don't worry about it.
I don't see anything, but if you picked up a black notebook off the ground recently, feel free to throw my name in there. DM for my headshots
Yeah, right, and let you claim the journal is yours!? Like I'm that stupid! I've already written my name in the front. It's already claimed, sorry!
🤣
Been nice angrily arguing useless shit with you cap. 🫡
Try feeding it some apples.
Sleep paralysis friend
Thats just a sleep paralisis demon. If you give him a blowjob, he'll fall in love with you. Then he'll be YOUR sleep paralisis demon! Isn't that nice?
load more comments
(1 replies)
We are leeeeegion
You on the DPH?
Psh. I'm popping straight Mellies over here.
I'm at the point I can take a whole fiver every night before bed and it doesn't even affect me. I blackout for like 8 hours and wake up the next day like I'm not even on the hard shit.
I thought I was the only one. It's time to take my bottle to the lab to confirm it's not just fucking sugar pills. Been popping 50MG of that shit for nothing at this point.
Oh, I meant literally one 5 MG. And it makes me sleep like the dead, but not feel too groggy. It's kinda magical. I'm sorry it's not working for you. I hope it doesn't stop working for me. I try to skip days.
Quit your job, enjoy your time, the end is near
Fucking hell why do I see this right before I go to sleep. Goddammit.
Jeepers creepers
Where'd you get them peepers?
Peep show, creep show, where did you get those eyes?
AI bird.
I don't think so. The picture is like a decade old.
view more: next ›