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ADAPT TO THE FUCKING TANK CONTROLS. IT'S SIMPLE. CONSISTENT.

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[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)


No, I'm not playing with you until you read the game manual. I'm not doing this. No. It states clearly what the map controls are and that it's not visible with the flashlight off.

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

No, I'm not handing the Steamdeck back until you prove you can use it responsibly.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Me dumping you because you think turn based combat is boring. No I will not tell you the correct number of times to Brave and Default on this boss, half the fun is figuring it out yourself

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Turn based combat is only boring when the game is boring

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It is often painful though, too many clicks = rsi

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You gotta switch up the clicking finger

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or, and hear me out, play a different genre that promotes healthier biomechanics :p

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I love you, but no

I was born with joints that won't quit and so I won't either

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

Jrpg, the J stands for joint pain.

[–] ryepunk@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

As someone with fucked up wrists, yeah more and more games I can't really play these days because my wrists just become a pile of pain.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Also when the turn based combat is NASCAR

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Somebody should make a turn based roguelike deck building reading game.

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

NASCARPG would be cool though.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My Min-Maxed Dale Earnhardt Scrambler where I put all of my points into acceleration and traction instead of fluid retention and attractiveness

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i put all my points into Detergent Sponsorship and something called "North Carolina Family"

[–] Sickday@kbin.earth 1 points 1 week ago

Big brain strat. maxing on sponsorship gives you more money for gear upgrades later down the line

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

This was 4 year old me getting mad at my dad for not playing Super Mario Bros. in the correct manner

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Does sound like a Silent Hill final boss name and creature inspiration.